11 Perfect Golden Girls Etsy Items For Christmas

When late-night reruns on Lifetime and cheesecake just won't do, surprise them with these for Christmas.

1. Golden Girls Prayer Candles

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Why not pray to them? We've been worshiping them all these years already. (Some of the proceeds go to charity, bonus!)

2. Betty "White Christmas" Greeting Card

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The only thing better than a Betty "White Christmas themed card, would be, well, nothing.

3. A Golden Tote

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They're gonna need something to hold all those condoms, condoms, CONDOMS!

4. Quote Drink Coasters

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Like you're the only person who ever mixed a margarita in a sailor's mouth.

5. Ramones-Inspired Shirt

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These women rocked. And we all know it.

6. Glitter Christmas Tree Ornament

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Who else would you want decorating your "shady pines"?

7. Drink Holders for Soda, Beer, Ice Cream, Etc.

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Let's not pretend we're not entertaining other vices while binge-watching the show, people.

8. Shady Pines Retro Keychain

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Bet they never lose your keys again.

9. Dorothy In The Streets, Blanche In The Sheets T-Shirt

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Might as well let them know your friend is a sure thing.

10. Fan Art Activity/Coloring Book

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Because adult coloring books are all the rage this season. As they should be.

11. And, of course, A Glittery Christmas Tree Topper

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Have four real angels top your tree.

Happy Holidays, everyone! Stay Golden!