This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!
The Only Awesome Thing Ever in Zanesville, Ohio
Kids are getting a day off school because some whack job with a bunch of exotic pets decided to allegedly off himself because his wife served him with divorce papers. Even the Brits are getting in on this at http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15364027.
