Stocking Stuffer Gift Guide

A chicken nugget-shaped airpod case...Because duh. Want a gift you can guarantee no one else will get them? here you go.

A stainless steel wartenberg pinwheel that's a great introduction to pain with 22 rolling metal spikes that offer different sensations based on how much...

Two pairs of self-tying shoelaces, a fun stocking stuffer for your runner friend who likes to head out the door for a quick jog *truly* quickly — they can just...

A disney-inspired simple modern water bottle for the little one who always wants to drink out of mom or dad's cup. Getting them their own "emotional support...

Some biodegradable hypoallergenic wipes they can whip out in the airport bathroom after their long-haul flight, helping them feel clean and refreshed.

A cotton swab or q-tip holder so you can once and ~floral~ know exactly where the q-tips are when you need them.

An adorable cat-themed laptop sticker so they have no doubts about how much you appreciate their sweet and cuddly feline friend.

A three-pack of gridded notebooks, each featuring a different cover designed by artist james jean, for anyone trying to start a bullet journal in 2024.

six different parks and recreation inspired stickers anyone who watches the series over and over will immediately love so much they won't waste any time...

claeys old fashioned hard candies to take your tastebuds on a delicious trip down memory lane. You might as well order a few packs now so your stocking is...

A turtle-shaped beer layering tool so they can pour half a glass of their pale ale and top it off with a dark beer for a perfectly un-mixed mixed drink. 

A manual scalp massager for an extra dose of self-care they can handle all on their own.

A tea infuser in the shape of an adorable pool floatie that'll have them dreaming of warm days by the pool (even if it's currently gloomy and cold outside).

A set of snowball makers because taking a break from playing indoors to play in the snow is a must. And what better way to play outside than to have an...

A the office door sign so you can feel as if you're a part of all the jim vs. Dwight pranks while you binge-watch the show.

A pair of dove ornaments that'll make their annual rewatch of home alone 2 even more special.

A uniquely shaped vibrating cock ring by fun factory with rabbit ear attachments to stimulate your lover's clitoris or perineum with each stroke during piv....

A knit animal hat and scarf for any animal lover — it'll be a great winter accessory that'll also double as a dress-up option during playtime.

Or a corgi butt mousepad with a plush 'n' cheeky hiney for the cutest possible wrist strain prevention.

Beyond handy grocery bag handles for anyone who refuses to make multiple trips into the house with their baggage. These babies make it possible to carry way...

amazon has everything, including so much candy! order bulk servings of your classic faves or something that's hard to find near you irl. Surprise! you could...

A tiny light-up marquee so they can display a motivating message for themselves — or something cheeky for their roommates or coworkers.

A pair of like and dislike rubber stampers for your highly opinionated loved one who likes to issue their judgments quickly and decisively. It's a popular pick...

succulent-shaped tea lights that'll almost be a shame to set on fire.

A cool pin set complete with six different pins they can stick to their bags, hats, tops, and more. Hey, who wouldn't love another excuse to proclaim their...

A screwdriver keychain because there are countless opportunities to use a phillips or flathead in everyone's life, but you just don't notice them until you...

And a keychain lip balm holder when you're ready to admit that you simply cannot keep track of those tiny tubes without a little help. Clip it onto your wallet...

A bag hanger clip because your precious purse shouldn't end up on the floor of a restaurant or public bathroom (yuck). It'll be much easier to keep track of...