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Hurricanes are defined by categories: 1 being the best case scenario and 5 being the worst. This quiz will help you define which category hurricane you would be, based on your activities when alcohol is present. So, which kind of drunk are you: delicate, or deadly?

What Hurricane Category Are You According To Your Drunk Behavior

What is your choice of hard alcohol?

How many bruises do you wake up with?

What do you drunk eat?

How social are you in a public setting?

How many drunk arguments do you get into?

How long do you stay out?

What have you lost previously while drunk?

Be honest, how many drunk calls do you make?

How hungover do you wake up?

"Minimal damage." You're not too reckless, and if you were a hurricane you'd be the type to knock down a tree or two, nothing major. As for your drunk behavior, you're most likely the friend that takes care of everyone.

Category 1 Hurricane

"Moderate damage." A step above knocking down a few trees, you're a power line breaker and reckless enough to injure people with your airborne debris. As for your drunk behavior, you're not category 1 taking care of everyone, but you're sober enough to know what's going on and will stumble in, if needed.

Category 2 Hurricane

"Extensive damage." So, your hurricane self has destroyed all mobile homes and with your 111-130 MPH winds you've definitely caused structural collapses to normal homes and low-rise apartments. As for your behavior, you're definitely lit and feeling yourself. You've possibly browned out a little and possibly hit on your crush a little too aggressively, which sucks, because you're not drunk enough to forget it just yet. But for right now you don't care and drink until you're a category 4.

Category 3 Hurricane

"Extreme damage." Roofs are off, cars are destroyed, debris flying at 150 MPH have killed and severely injured a lot of people. As for your drunk self you've blacked out at this point, you're on the bar dancing to sweet home Alabama and don't really give a crap what people are saying. Also, why aren't you wearing any shoes? You go home and toss everything thats in your fridge in the microwave, throw some Frank's Red Hot on it and don't even bother using a fork. You fall asleep in bed with all of your clothes still on and wake up the next morning with a pretty decent headache.

Category 4 Hurricane

"Catastrophic damage at landfall." So basically you come crashing in like "I CAME IN LIKE A RECKING BALLLLLLL..." No, but really. You're the worst kind of hurricane, drunk, person. Just kidding about the last one (maybe). Category 5 hurricanes are evacuation level, where it isn't even safe to be in your own home, god forbid the roof is completely taken off. The extent to these damages can last weeks. Your drunk self is an absolute mess, you're blacked out, fighting with everyone and everything, basically... you're "that girl." You wake up in the morning with that feeling knowing you did something very very wrong, and have to sit through your own roast as your friends tell you every embarrassing detail from the night before. And yes, you really did try to pee in the corner of the bar.

Category 5 Hurricane

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