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How Well Do You Remember Season 5 Of "Gilmore Girls"?

"Say that again, slower and with your pants off."

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    LORELAI: Can't stand early.
    LORELAI: Early and I don't get along.
    LORELAI: Hate early. Must kill early.
    LORELAI: Tell early to leave us alone.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LORELAI: Hate early. Must kill early.

    Season 5, Episode 3: "Written in the Stars"

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    LORELAI: You have my full attention.
    LORELAI: I'm ready for my mission.
    LORELAI: Focused and ready.
    LORELAI: I am a camera.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LORELAI: I am a camera.

    Season 5, Episode 13: "Wedding Bell Blues"

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    EMILY: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
    EMILY: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1.
    EMILY: 0, 0, 0, 0, 0.
    EMILY: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    EMILY: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1.

    Season 5, Episode 5: "We Got Us a Pippi Virgin"

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    LORELAI: Are they a little too "come and get it"?
    LORELAI: Are they a little too "come and take me"?
    LORELAI: Are they a little too "you can have me"?
    LORELAI: Are they a little too "let's get down tonight"?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LORELAI: Are they a little too "come and get it"?

    Season 5, Episode 17: "Pulp Friction"

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    LOGAN: Doesn't have to be.
    LOGAN: Only if you want it to be.
    LOGAN: Not if you want more.
    LOGAN: That's what life is about.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LOGAN: Only if you want it to be.

    Season 5, Episode 7: "You Jump, I Jump, Jack"

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    LORELAI: Well, the ice cream shop is a little further out than I’d like.
    LORELAI: Well, the pizza place is a little further out than I’d like.
    LORELAI: Well, the video store is a little further out than I’d like.
    LORELAI: Well, the liquor store is a little further out than I’d like.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LORELAI: Well, the liquor store is a little further out than I’d like.

    Season 5, Episode 20: "How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod?"

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    LORELAI: But I don't even know how to boil water.
    LORELAI: No, I'm not good with big spoons unless there's ice cream on the end.
    LORELAI: I have no formal training in stirring anything.
    LORELAI: I'll probably end up ruining the food and the spoon.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LORELAI: No, I'm not good with big spoons unless there's ice cream on the end.

    Season 5, Episode 8: "The Party's Over"

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    PARIS: No, Rory. But would you really want to know if it was?
    PARIS: No, Rory. This man did not die in bed with me.
    PARIS: No, Rory. This great man was not brought down by my vagina, OK?
    PARIS: No, Rory. But thanks for the heartfelt sympathy.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    PARIS: No, Rory. This great man was not brought down by my vagina, OK?

    Season 5, Episode 3: "Written in the Stars"

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    KIRK: Can't. These aren't my pants.
    KIRK: No time for sitting.
    KIRK: Don't wanna wrinkle these pants.
    KIRK: Mother says I sit too much.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    KIRK: Can't. These aren't my pants.

    Season 5, Episode 4: "Tippecanoe and Taylor, Too"

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    EMILY: And men seem to like that?
    EMILY: Is that too forward?
    EMILY: And that works?
    EMILY: That's all it takes?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    EMILY: Is that too forward?

    Season 5, Episode 9: "Emily Says Hello"

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    RORY: Yeah, it's pretty great.
    RORY: Not a topic for the bookstore, Lane.
    RORY: Maybe we can talk about that in private.
    RORY: Not in front of the books, Lane.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    RORY: Not in front of the books, Lane.

    Season 5, Episode 16: "So...Good Talk"

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    LUKE: They're distracting me from my work.
    LUKE: It's hard not to stare at them.
    LUKE: You should wear those more often.
    LUKE: They're working for me, too.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LUKE: They're working for me, too.

    Season 5, Episode 3: "Written in the Stars"

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    RICHARD: Well, I’ll bring Dick up on the internet, see what comes up.
    RICHARD: Well, Dick sounds like a fascinating writer.
    RICHARD: Well, I'll have to check out some of Dick's books.
    RICHARD: Well, I'm not very familiar with Dick's work.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    RICHARD: Well, I’ll bring Dick up on the internet, see what comes up.

    Season 5, Episode 7: "You Jump, I Jump, Jack"

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    SOOKIE: What if I just buy you coffee, does that get me to first base?
    SOOKIE: You're not as easy as you used to be.
    SOOKIE: I know. I saw your bumper sticker.
    SOOKIE: That's what it says on your business card.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    SOOKIE: I know. I saw your bumper sticker.

    Season 5, Episode 16: "So...Good Talk"

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    LORELAI: Come on, they're yellow — I'll look so cute!
    LORELAI: They're yellow and cute. I'll look like the Morton's salt girl.
    LORELAI: They match my cute, yellow rain jacket.
    LORELAI: I need these cute, yellow boots in my life.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LORELAI: They're yellow and cute. I'll look like the Morton's salt girl.

    Season 5, Episode 13: "Wedding Bell Blues"

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    LOGAN: They did. Some guy tried to mug me earlier, and I beat him to death with them.
    LOGAN: They did. I bench-pressed them at the gym earlier, got a good workout.
    LOGAN: They did. I used them earlier to fend off a bear attack.
    LOGAN: They did, but I think I pulled an arm muscle carrying them around.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LOGAN: They did. Some guy tried to mug me earlier, and I beat him to death with them.

    Season 5, Episode 12: "Come Home"

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    DOYLE: You're going to be a doctor!
    DOYLE: You're pre-med!
    DOYLE: You're going to medical school!
    DOYLE: You're studying medicine!
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    DOYLE: You're pre-med!

    Season 5, Episode 19: "But I'm a Gilmore"

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    LORELAI: I know. Scientists call it the Lorelai Effect.
    LORELAI: I know. Scientists call it the Lorelai Enigma.
    LORELAI: I know. Scientists call it the Lorelai Paradox.
    LORELAI: I know. Scientists call it the Lorelai Anomaly.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LORELAI: I know. Scientists call it the Lorelai Paradox.

    Season 5, Episode 17: "Pulp Friction"

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    LANE: That is so scandalous.
    LANE: She would love that.
    LANE: That's so exciting.
    LANE: She would be so proud.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LANE: She would be so proud.

    Season 5, Episode 1: "Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller"

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    LORELAI: Backhand slang for crap pile.
    LORELAI: That's code for crap shack.
    LORELAI: Rustic means piece of crap.
    LORELAI: That's her word for crappy.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LORELAI: Backhand slang for crap pile.

    Season 5, Episode 7: "You Jump, I Jump, Jack"

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    KIRK: It's the only costume that fit me right.
    KIRK: Technically, I’m a giant wiener. The costume tag says wiener.
    KIRK: They had a chili dog too, but this one was cheaper.
    KIRK: Actually, it's a jumbo all-beef hot dog.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    KIRK: Technically, I’m a giant wiener. The costume tag says wiener.

    Season 5, Episode 6: "Norman Mailer, I'm Pregnant!"

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    FINN: Any chance I could get your number?
    FINN: My god, those are good genes.
    FINN: You wanna hang out sometime?
    FINN: Good god, I think I'm in love.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    FINN: My god, those are good genes.

    Season 5, Episode 22: "A House Is Not a Home"

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    LORELAI: Wow. I get no cool diner perks for dating you?
    LORELAI: Wow. Good luck getting some from me tonight.
    LORELAI: Wow. Sleeping with you is getting me nothing.
    LORELAI: Wow. You sure know how to make a girl feel special.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LORELAI: Wow. Sleeping with you is getting me nothing.

    Season 5, Episode 4: "Tippecanoe and Taylor, Too"

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    KYON: But Mrs. Kim will be able to tell if I eat these fries.
    KYON: But Mrs. Kim says that fries suck the life from your soul.
    KYON: But Mrs. Kim says that fries are the food of the demons.
    KYON: But Mrs. Kim, she says that fries are the devil's starchy fingers.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    KYON: But Mrs. Kim, she says that fries are the devil's starchy fingers.

    Season 5, Episode 8: "The Party's Over"

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    RORY: Special? Like, "stop eating the paste" special?
    RORY: Special? Like, "you can only use the rounded scissors" special?
    RORY: Special? Like, "Here's a bib to catch your drool" special?
    RORY: Special? Like, "The men in the white coats are taking you on a trip" special?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    RORY: Special? Like, "stop eating the paste" special?

    Season 5, Episode 13: "Wedding Bell Blues"

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    LUKE: There's a slight resemblance.
    LUKE: A little. Not as handsome.
    LUKE: Maybe. Not as attractive.
    LUKE: Kind of. He shaves more often.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LUKE: A little. Not as handsome.

    Season 5, Episode 11: "Women of Questionable Morals"

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    EMILY: Well, then, find me a good pimp in Reno because I am open for business.
    EMILY: Well, then, call me a limo to take me to Reno because I am open for business.
    EMILY: Well, then, buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.
    EMILY: Well, then, pack my bags and send me to Reno because I am open for business.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    EMILY: Well, then, buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.

    Season 5, Episode 1: "Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller"

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    KIRK: I don't know your undressing habits.
    KIRK: I don't know what goes on in this house.
    KIRK: I don't know how close you two are.
    KIRK: I don’t know your domestic routine.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    KIRK: I don’t know your domestic routine.

    Season 5, Episode 18: "To Live and Let Diorama"

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    LORELAI: Take your shirt off and ask me again.
    LORELAI: Say that again, slower and with your pants off.
    LORELAI: There you go again with the sweet talk.
    LORELAI: Ask me again and you might get lucky.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    LORELAI: Say that again, slower and with your pants off.

    Season 5, Episode 17: "Pulp Friction"

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    EMILY: When a woman gives a baby a bath, you do not steal the rubber ducky.
    EMILY: When a woman wants to try crack, you do not give her a puppy.
    EMILY: When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy.
    EMILY: When a woman turns to crack, you do not call her lucky.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    EMILY: When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy.

    Season 5, Episode 13: "Wedding Bell Blues"

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