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The Shittiest "Would You Rather" Quiz You'll Ever Take

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  1. Not be able to wipe your butt after you pooped?
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    Not be able to wipe your butt after you pooped?
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    Be forced to hold your poop all day?
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    Be forced to hold your poop all day?
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  1. Not be able to wipe your butt after you pooped?
     
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    Not be able to wipe your butt after you pooped?
  2. Be forced to hold your poop all day?
     
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    Be forced to hold your poop all day?
  1. Shit your pants at work?
    Via NBC
    Shit your pants at work?
    Via NBC
    Rip a huge fart at work that everyone hears?
    Via Nickelodeon
    Rip a huge fart at work that everyone hears?
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The Shittiest "Would You Rather" Quiz You'll Ever Take

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  1. Shit your pants at work?
     
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    Shit your pants at work?
  2. Rip a huge fart at work that everyone hears?
     
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    Rip a huge fart at work that everyone hears?
  1. Have an obvious shit stain on your pants and have someone point it out right away?
    Via Devian Art
    Have an obvious shit stain on your pants and have someone point it out right away?
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    Have an obvious shit stain on your pants and notice it AFTER you get home?
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    Have an obvious shit stain on your pants and notice it AFTER you get home?
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  1. Have an obvious shit stain on your pants and have someone point it out right away?
     
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    Have an obvious shit stain on your pants and have someone point it out right away?
  2. Have an obvious shit stain on your pants and notice it AFTER you get home?
     
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    Have an obvious shit stain on your pants and notice it AFTER you get home?
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  1. Be unable to control your farts?
    Via FOX
    Be unable to control your farts?
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    Be unable to control your burps?
    Via FOX
    Be unable to control your burps?
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  1. Be unable to control your farts?
     
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    Be unable to control your farts?
  2. Be unable to control your burps?
     
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    Be unable to control your burps?
  1. Smell your own farts?
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    Smell your own farts?
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    Smell other people's farts?
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    Smell other people's farts?
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  1. Smell your own farts?
     
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    Smell your own farts?
  2. Smell other people's farts?
     
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    Smell other people's farts?
  1. Have really runny poop that comes out fast?
    Via Universal Pictures
    Have really runny poop that comes out fast?
    Via Universal Pictures
    Have firm turds that are hard to poop out?
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    Have firm turds that are hard to poop out?
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  1. Have really runny poop that comes out fast?
     
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    Have really runny poop that comes out fast?
  2. Have firm turds that are hard to poop out?
     
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    Have firm turds that are hard to poop out?

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