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The Shittiest "Would You Rather" Quiz You'll Ever Take

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    Not be able to wipe your butt after you pooped?
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    Be forced to hold your poop all day?
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    Shit your pants at work?
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    Rip a huge fart at work that everyone hears?
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    Have an obvious shit stain on your pants and have someone point it out right away?
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    Have an obvious shit stain on your pants and notice it AFTER you get home?
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    Be unable to control your farts?
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    Be unable to control your burps?
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    Smell your own farts?
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    Smell other people's farts?
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    Have really runny poop that comes out fast?
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    Have firm turds that are hard to poop out?

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