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Reply To These Tweets Like Gordon Ramsay And We'll Guess Your Height And Shoe Size

"My gran could do better...and she's dead!"

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  1. "What was that?"
    "I'm concerned."
    "You mean crap?"
    "Fucking dreadful."
    "Call a doctor..."
    "Get some Zantac...heartburn relief."
  2. "Looks like my great grandma's elbow..."
    "Craig's lost his marbles...idiot toastie."
    "Painful."
    "Looks like the inside of a toilet..."
    "A fucking mess."
    "Phallic."
  3. "It's raw."
    "Did you forget to fucking cook it?"
    "I feel sick just looking at it."
    "I've seen better looking hospital food."
    "You forgot to set it on fire!"
    "Promise me it's your last!"
  4. "That omelette looks like a skin graft."
    "I'm throwing up just from looking at it."
    "Toss it!"
    "I hope you're joking!"
    "Are you ok?"
    "I'm afraid it's a mess."
  5. "Happy I'm not eating it!"
    "I'm sick from just looking at it."
    "Are you still alive, Robin?"
    "Jesus, was somebody sick?"
    "You're going to kill someone with that!"
    "Why, why, why?"
  6. "Does your smoke alarm battery need changing?"
    "They should be buried in the garden."
    "So gross."
    "Congratulations...for the most burnt garlic bread on the planet."
    "They look like blocks of cement."
    "Idiot bread."

Reply To These Tweets Like Gordon Ramsay And We'll Guess Your Height And Shoe Size

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