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Reply To These Tweets Like Gordon Ramsay And We'll Guess Your Height And Shoe Size

"My gran could do better...and she's dead!"

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    "What was that?"
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    "I'm concerned."
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    "You mean crap?"
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    "Fucking dreadful."
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    "Call a doctor..."
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    "Get some Zantac...heartburn relief."
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    "Looks like my great grandma's elbow..."
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    "Craig's lost his marbles...idiot toastie."
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    "Painful."
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    "Looks like the inside of a toilet..."
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    "A fucking mess."
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    "Phallic."
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    "It's raw."
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    "Did you forget to fucking cook it?"
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    "I feel sick just looking at it."
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    "I've seen better looking hospital food."
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    "You forgot to set it on fire!"
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    "Promise me it's your last!"
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    "That omelette looks like a skin graft."
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    "I'm throwing up just from looking at it."
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    "Toss it!"
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    "I hope you're joking!"
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    "Are you ok?"
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    "I'm afraid it's a mess."
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    "Happy I'm not eating it!"
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    "I'm sick from just looking at it."
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    "Are you still alive, Robin?"
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    "Jesus, was somebody sick?"
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    "You're going to kill someone with that!"
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    "Why, why, why?"
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    "Does your smoke alarm battery need changing?"
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    "They should be buried in the garden."
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    "So gross."
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    "Congratulations...for the most burnt garlic bread on the planet."
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    "They look like blocks of cement."
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    "Idiot bread."

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