18 Things You'll Understand If You're Actually Lazy As Fuck
"I'll do it tomorrow."
1. Getting out of bed every day is a god damn chore.
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2. Some days you don't even leave your bed.
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3. But once you're up, the only thing you want to is crawl back into bed.
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4. You do everything you can to make sure you don't have to wake up before 10 A.M.
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5. Sometimes you don't even put clothes on, because it's too much work.
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6. Literally every task is so fucking difficult.
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7. And sometimes you pretend to "forget," just to get out of doing something you didn't wanna do.
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8. You try not to overwork yourself...
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9. ... because at the end of a busy day, you legitimately feel DEAD inside.
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10. Once you're down, you refuse to get up for anything...
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11. ...because once your pajamas are on, you are done for the day.
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12. You find that your sink slowly fills with dirty dishes.
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13. Which means Febreeze is your best friend, because you don't clean SHIT.
14. At night, you hold your pee just so you don't have to get up.
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15. You consider any means necessary when it comes to avoiding walking.
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16. This is a common sight in your bathroom...
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"Someone else will do it."
17. ... because helping around the house is just not your thing.
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18. This is basically your motto:
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Lazy people UNITE! ...Tomorrow.
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