My odor.My anxiety.My looks.My bowel movements.My intelligence.My finances.To be more honest.No. Nothing.I'm alone all the time and I always will be.
In a park.In the embrace of a loved one.In a cloud. Snuggled.In a fantasy world.In Taco Bell.In a ditch.At home. My mother is yelling at me.On vacation.Watching my nemesis suffer.
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What Food Are You?
People crave you all the time and if they don't, they're wrong.
You're messy but everyone loves you for it. Doesn't hurt that you're a little spicy.
You're delicious but probably high in sodium. Why you so salty tho?
So what if you smell? You're probably high in Omega-3s and that's good enough for you.
Whether they find you on the street (hey we all gotta make a living somehow) or at the drive-thru, you're a party in anyone's mouth!
Slimy as all hell, you're an acquired taste. Just take a bath in butter and we're good.
You're comforting but you're fake AF.
You're bae and you know it. You give as great a hug as any other carb.