To all the people commenting that she’s rude or not funny etc:
She is not on social media to be hit on by random strangers. Most guys that send these messages do not take no for an answer so an interesting put down hopefully works and is at least vaguely entertaining for her.
I imagine these are only a few of very many - most of which went unanswered or the response was too dull for the article.
Response to Can You Pick The Most Expensive Suit?:
I think I love you!