1. The Game
2. General Drinking Rules
3. “I may have committed some light treason…”
4. “I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.”
5. “Not tricks, Michael, illusions. A trick is something a whore does for money.”
6. “Tell me the truth. There’s been a lot of lying in this family.”
7. “If this is a lecture on how we’re all supposed to whatever and blah-blah-blah, well, you can save it, because we all know it by heart.”
8. “Sister’s my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter, too?”
9. “I’m afraid I just blue myself.”
10. “I like the way they think…”
11. “Marry me!”
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