General Drinking Rules
"I may have committed some light treason..."
"I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it."
"Not tricks, Michael, illusions. A trick is something a whore does for money."
"Tell me the truth. There's been a lot of lying in this family."
"If this is a lecture on how we're all supposed to whatever and blah-blah-blah, well, you can save it, because we all know it by heart."
"Sister’s my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter, too?"
"I'm afraid I just blue myself."
"I like the way they think..."
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