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People Are Freaking Out Over How Hot Young Joe Biden Was

The internet's thirst knows no bounds.

It's no secret that Joe Biden and his bracelet-making ways have always been pretty adorable.

And recently, the internet has become obsessed with Biden's relationship with Barack Obama.

But while everyone else has been focused on the Obama/Biden bromance, the thirstier side of the internet have discovered something way more interesting.

Young Joe Biden was actually hot AF.

Young Joe Biden could leave me on read at 4:30 and text at 8:47 and I would reply at 8:46

H O T A S F U C K.

And people can't seem to get enough of him.

young Joe Biden look like he had hoes in different area codes 😍


In fact, no one can really get over it.

yes boss I'm sorry I'm late I got caught up screaming to my entire sorority about how hot Joe Biden was in college

This new, profound discovery has many individuals questioning everything they thought they knew.

People are starting to contemplate what they'd do if they had a night alone with him.

They're willing to defy the laws of space and time to make Joe bae.

They're willing to send that late-night text, and wait patiently for his response.

They're willing to make him a Valentine's Day card, just because.

And while some people are slightly concerned with the internet's new obsession...

I'm semi uncomfortable seeing " Joe Biden can get the succ" all over my Twitter ... But like I also understand ??

...the general consensus is that most people would risk it all for a bit of young Joe.


And people are willing to defend his "sexy" title to death.

people saying joe biden "used to" be hot like he still isn't the sexiest man alive

He is the man of the moment.

The mould for all sexual partners.

If they don't remind you of Joe Biden, don't 👏 have 👏 sex 👏 with 👏 them 👏

He's even been immortalised as "daddy".

So if you've seen the picture of young Joe Biden floating around, take solace in the fact that you are not alone. A large proportion of the internet is very much with you in your thirst.

And that, my friends, is the beauty of the internet.