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19 Food Fuckups That Will Make Every British Person Wince

If I have to see it, you do too.

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1. This delectable assortment of sausages, beans, and chips in a shiny dog bowl.

Sausage, chips and... other stuff... at Varsity, Warwick. Yes, that is a dog bowl. (Pic: @zoecarrington)

2. This criminal version of "biscuits and gravy".

I tried making biscuits & gravy like all the Americans said, but it was fucking horrible. Don't bother trying it.

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3. This suspicious combination that literally no one asked for.

5. This milkshake that's swimming around in a takeaway box.

Just ordered a milkshake and this fucking turned up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ wit the actual fuck am a meant to do with that

6. This sorry excuse for a cheese board.

If you need cheering up, here's a photo of the time my stepmum asked for cheese and biscuits at a hotel. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. This sausage being forced to pose as a train.

Yes that's a sausage on a model train going back and forth in the butcher's window. #Sheringham

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8. This afternoon tea served on actual tennis rackets.

Bloody Wimbledon. (Pic: @msleannefraser)

9. This shepherd's pie that's been made to drink.

You can't go wrong with a classic Shepherd's Pie. Unless you're the Old George Inn, South Cerney. (Pic: @headcovers)

10. These desperate, floating Hula Hoops.

Honestly why do I bother attempting this shit

11. This sad and abandoned bag of takeaway food.

Ordered takeaway at 4am and then fell asleep. Just found this on the front of my house.

12. This confusing cereal setup.

fuck off only Weetabix is allowed to be in landscape

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13. And this chocolate assimilation.

They've made all the Roses the same shape. And I'm colourblind. Worst year ever.

14. This red and sticky oven meal.

What the fuck am I at uni with?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15. This MΓΌller Corner without the "corner".

what fat gimp in ma fuckin family did this

16. This English breakfast served on a totally normal and not at all threatening garden spade.

To the 1,000 new followers in the last 20 minutes: welcome, breakfast is served. (Pic: @JayMeW)

17. This asparagus disguised as romantic daffodils.

dad bought my mum asparagus for valentines day thinkin they were daffodils nope I am done

18. This alternate use for the new Toblerone design.

OK - I've put it to the test. The new #Toblerone looks underwhelming at best BUT it makes the perfect toast rack...

19. And finally, this absolute tragedy.

It's at Christmas time that we think about our loved ones and those that aren't with us anymore, RIP, gone but neve… https://t.co/ia63rqyzs6

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