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21 Foolproof Ways To Swear Like A Fucking Lady

Because regular swearing isn't very ladylike at all.

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1. Adorn those delicate earlobes with these dainty earrings.

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2. Check you're wearing a smile at all times with this compact mirror.

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3. Calm those menacing hormones with this relaxing tea.

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4. Honour the art of cross-stitch with this wonderfully modest fridge magnet.

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5. And while you're at it, get yourself an important reminder too.

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6. No one likes a gal with bad nails, so keep them manicured at all times.

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7. Maintain your decency with these demure tights.

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8. Never get accused of looking tired again by keeping all your makeup in this handy bag.

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9. Rest your meek and feeble head upon this sweet, soft pillow.

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10. Since you're probably by the iron anyway, get yourself this patch to embrace your inner woman.

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11. And carry all your lady things in an equally ladylike bag.

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12. Make your mother proud by getting MARRIED and sending these invitations.

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13. Keep your hands soft and supple with this hand cream.

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14. And keep those lips primed for kissing with these balms too.

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15. Whip out these tea towels for when you're taking your rightful place in the kitchen.

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16. And while you're baking all those cakes, this rolling pin will do just fine.

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17. What could possibly be more ladylike than a teacup? Absolutely nothing.

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18. And what could possibly be more refreshing than some wall art? Nothing at all.

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19. Spice up your Christmas with these fluffy pink baubles.

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20. Make your dinner guests feel at home with this friendly coaster.

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21. And tell everyone just how ladylike you are, without saying anything at all.

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