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24 Tweets You'll Only Appreciate If You're Slighty Obsessed With Being Petty

Hell hath no fury like a petty person scorned.

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My sister cropped me out of her profile picture with this caption 😤😤😤

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A grown ass man is mad at his girlfriend at Olive Garden & has made a menu fort

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When your drawing teacher assigns 3 finals so you secretly write "you got me fucked up" in sign language on your fi… https://t.co/wMLsXLYA1y

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"you wore a wedding dress to my wedding, Das nice, Das wonderful, continue! Can't wait to give birth at your weddin… https://t.co/NyepFZFT90

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I asked my wife if she was going to fix my plate. She walked out of the house laughing. Then she called me from her car to laugh some more.

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Lol my mom has fought with so many of her friends that this picture is just of her w/ a bunch of no headed ladies

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I told my mom I went out and she deadass made a meme of herself.

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Me: he apologized. I should just say okay & let it go. Other me: bring up that thing that pissed you off 3 weeks… https://t.co/7fm3AdSTGv

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How your girl wait for you to contact her after she block your number, move across the country, and go into witness… https://t.co/VlR869UMDD

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Just realised now that the number this babe gave to me is actually today's date.. 07027092016 I have suffered.

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I wanna reach this level of pettiness

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My sister and I had an argument and she chopped the bristles off of my toothbrush. Why???

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Can I tell y'all a short story? My neighbor kicked her man out the house. Y'all... why did this man buy the house n… https://t.co/8PjftgJ1qX

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A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness.

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"you can't just cut people out of your life and act like you never knew them!" Me:

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Blu: Daddy, this girl at school asked me if I know North West, who is North West? Jay: North West is a direction b… https://t.co/pY6sSzsZsK

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my boyfriend asked me what i wanted to eat & i said i don't know & this what he brings me. 🙄

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Joe Biden is the level of petty I aspire to be

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