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24 Jokes About Everyone On The Internet That Are Way, Way Too Real

*guy bumps my shoulder* "You're lucky this isn't the Internet pal"

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me on twiter: me me me me me me on instagram: me me me me me me in real life: i hav never opened my mouth in public please do not talk to me


*voluntarily spends hours on the internet daily* neato *friend sends 5-min video to watch* do i look like im made of free time or something


*holds newborn baby* why don't u follow me on Twitter u piece of shit


When you take a great instagram pic but remember you banned the internet in your country


*guy bumps my shoulder* "You're lucky this isn't the Internet pal"


2014: don't read the comments 2015: don't read the news 2016: move to the moon 2017: don't read the moon comments


1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car


I couldn't remember the word tumbleweed


Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison.


9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?


Internet Explorer: so about last night Me: Oh, i used you for flash. IE: Are we back together, am i your default? Me: don't make this weird


when your internet goes out and you are forced to get to know your surroundings


"Vine?" [takes long drag of cigarette] Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long t--" "Vine? [takes long drag of cigarette] Now there's a


So I configured slackbot to clean up flipped tables and I'm convinced my team now hate me:


On the pedestal these words appear: My name is Ozymandias–King of Kings; Look on my Works, and let me know what you think in the comments.


if this doesn't sum up my uni experience so far


all of my apps are up to date and my devices are fully charged, why am i still so unhappy?


Check out this screencap of some idiot on a dating app who reached out to me through the lonely void, fearing this outcome above all others.


I only joined Twitter to find people whose tweets represent the views of their employer. This is bullshit.


*turns on internet* computor, i need to take a break from trying to achieve one thing. show me all of the achievments of others all at once



A don't agree wae people who have aboot 37 bands in their bio know wit a mean it's a bio no a fuckin festival line up


You raised me and taught me everything I know. Happy Father's Day, internet.


*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know