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27 Jokes That Are So Damn Relatable You'll Laugh Out Loud

"Do you ever wonder if the bank just look through your account and think what the fuck is this person doing?"

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Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning

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I'm glad I worked all summer it's nice to have $17 instead of $7 in my bank acct

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Hate when u ask some1 if they've heard a song n they go "what does it go like" n they expect you to start beltin it out like ur fuckin Adele

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me overthinking how I said "here" during attendance

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me writing at 3am: holy shit..... this is so good when did i become this talented me reading what i wrote the next day: he roled he's eye

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I'm trying to save money!! So stop asking me to go out because Ima say yeah!!

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Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.

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me: skincare! my other organs: please help us .

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Ignoring an unscheduled FaceTime whilst enjoying my reflection

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much like the moon, I also like to stand in front of my hotter friends and dramatically become the center of attention

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Member the days when ur dads mysterious pal could get u a shitey dvd copy of a film that wasnt due to come out for abt 3 years

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I NEED TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE SAID I COULD SAVE MONEY BRINGIN LUNCH TO WORK ITS 9:43 I ATE THE LUNCH NOW I HAVE TO BU… https://t.co/yxJNny90Mg

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Do you ever wonder if the bank just look through your account and think what the fuck is this person doing

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High school teachers: I'm MRS. HARDASS and you will take me SERIOUSLY College profs: what up I'm Josh and class is cancelled cuz I'm tired

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No sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing

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EMINEM: his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy WEB MD: cancer

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STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING

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What you see vs. what your family sees when you reset the router

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Ever show ur mum a tweet that u find funny and instead of laughing she just asks 'who's that?' Like I don't know but that's not the point

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HATE when I'm having a gossip at work then a customer needs serving. Can u wait

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me venting to someone that probably low key hates me and is gonna talk shit about me in a group chat later

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Why is it when the sun blacks out on a Monday afternoon it's an "amazing natural phenomenon" but when I do it's a "problem"

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ENTER PASSWORD. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. RESET PASSWORD. NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD. sets fire to computer

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