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23 Dog Tweets That Are Never Not Funny

"dog: me: i would die for you"

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This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes “are you all… https://t.co/fsGw2YvQRL

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Look what this idiot got himself into this morning.

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Guys my mom just tucked my dog in for his afternoon nap and I am dying

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me: *reading funny tweets out loud* me: *shines phone light in my dog's face* me: "Ok good ur still up, listen to this one"

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When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u

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My dog was featured on the local news yesterday and was very excited about it

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me: whos a good dog– dog: look we both know i am so maybe– me: whos a– dog: so mAYBE UR ASKING ME IF IM GOOD TO AVOID ASKING URSELF IF U ARE

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doggo went under for surgery and now he is DRUGGO

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So my dog has a closet for all of his neck ties and bow ties

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Bad news: I accidentally washed a nice wool shirt that I really loved and it shrunk a LOT Good news:

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worst part of Skyrim was when I found that dog whose owner died in a cabin, and then I of course had to adopt the dog bc i'm not a monster

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Every time I take my dog for a walk she has to stop to see her crush. It's like Romeo and Juliet

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I told my friend who is living in Japan now to send me the handsomest man of Japan and she didn't let me down

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my sister just saw this beautiful family out for a drive in taiwan

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What in the actual fuck did i just witness

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There's a mattress store that gives you a mattress for your dog when you buy a normal one.

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This dog followed the google earth guy

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