Buzz·Posted on 20 Nov 201723 Dog Tweets That Are Never Not Funny"dog: me: i would die for you"by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. alek🐌 @mogvvai This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes “are you all… https://t.co/fsGw2YvQRL 12:35 AM - 14 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ralphthemoviemaker @ralphsepe Look what this idiot got himself into this morning. 03:04 PM - 05 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Valia @livetimefe Guys my mom just tucked my dog in for his afternoon nap and I am dying 06:56 AM - 12 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Cathleen Conrad @cathleenconrad me: *reading funny tweets out loud* me: *shines phone light in my dog's face* me: "Ok good ur still up, listen to this one" 04:45 AM - 23 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. meg @megalot_ When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u 07:31 PM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Tinker Elle @elle91 Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs 05:25 PM - 22 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Jade @JadoElizabeth My dog was featured on the local news yesterday and was very excited about it 04:05 AM - 08 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. jomny sun @jonnysun me: whos a good dog– dog: look we both know i am so maybe– me: whos a– dog: so mAYBE UR ASKING ME IF IM GOOD TO AVOID ASKING URSELF IF U ARE 01:23 AM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. hot librarian @smack__that doggo went under for surgery and now he is DRUGGO 08:25 AM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jaira Farala @jairafarala So my dog has a closet for all of his neck ties and bow ties 09:55 PM - 17 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. alex tumay @alextumay Bad news: I accidentally washed a nice wool shirt that I really loved and it shrunk a LOT Good news: 07:03 PM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 🐕🌼🌸 Patrick Lenton 🌸🌼🐶 @PatrickLenton worst part of Skyrim was when I found that dog whose owner died in a cabin, and then I of course had to adopt the dog bc i'm not a monster 01:34 AM - 05 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. bennett @mbeezy69 Every time I take my dog for a walk she has to stop to see her crush. It's like Romeo and Juliet 04:44 PM - 03 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Protect Touka’s smile @Sikaloolala I told my friend who is living in Japan now to send me the handsomest man of Japan and she didn't let me down 01:20 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Alex DANGER Q. Arbuckle @alexqarbuckle my sister just saw this beautiful family out for a drive in taiwan 05:59 PM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Sath @satherax What in the actual fuck did i just witness 11:05 PM - 19 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa did...did he make the sign? 04:25 PM - 22 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. emily angelica @existentiaIly dog: me: i would die for you 06:07 PM - 01 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Ferdanko @623fer There's a mattress store that gives you a mattress for your dog when you buy a normal one. 01:58 PM - 09 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. sam @samjhewett This dog followed the google earth guy 02:59 PM - 17 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Zoë Baumann @zoebaumann_ My mom dressed up as my dog noooooo 05:06 AM - 01 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite