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24 Jokes About Work That Will Always Be Way Too Real

"Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner."


me: (texting boss) we still on for work today? boss: yes. you dont have to text me this every morning. we're "on" for work every day mon-fri


me: i don't have time for workplace drama, i'm here for a paycheck also me, when my coworker says she's annoyed w s…


Me when I don't get scheduled a lot vs Me when I do get scheduled a lot


Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.


Interviewer: Are you willing to work nights and weekends including holidays You: Sure......


Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused


Me agreeing to an extra shift at work vs me the morning of that shift


That awkward moment when your crewmate gets into the wrong truck outside A&E 😂


Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie


Calling into work sick and adding that last cough at the end of the phone call


I'm trying to convince my coworker to go to lunch so I can eat the skittle under his desk


lol my boss just called me into his office and told me I've been spending too much time on twitter. Hold on he's saying something else now


Alarm goes off Me: just sleep 20 more mins Me: how about 30 more mins Me: just skip work Me: just quit your job



My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA



Ma’am, I’m doing everything I can


BOSS: We need to improve morale ME: Okay BOSS: How about an office party? ME: [crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies"] I guess


co-workers: HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?!?! me:


Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him "baby hands" until he quits


When a customer wants to speak to the manager and the manager just tells them the exact same thing you did 😂


St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here


*walks into university & grabs intercom* "IT'S ALL LIES. THAT ENGLISH DEGREE IS USELESS" *fighting noises* "YOU'RE GOING TO WORK FOR TARGET"

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