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19 Hilarious Tweets About Chocolate That Will Speak To Chocoholics Everywhere

"Never answer knocking at your door. It's always people. Always. Never giant chocolate bars. Only people."

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I think I just invented four new yoga poses trying to get a chocolate chip cookie that I dropped under the table.

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one door closes another opens one door closes another opens one door closes another opens - me eating through a chocolate advent calendar

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Thought my hand was bleeding, it was just chocolate. My life is so incredibly soft smh

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A child is being pushed around in a pink toy convertible while eating a chocolate frosted donut, and I want to ask her how she got this job.

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Friend: I'm surprised to see you eating a salad. Me: *empties bag of chocolate chips over it*

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A student brought me 20 huge homemade chocolate chip cookies today. Good thing I have self-control--I saved one for my kids. To split.

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Never answer knocking at your door. It's always people. Always. Never giant chocolate bars. Only people.

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Control this is astronaut Douglas sending transmission from the Milky Way..we have no signs of chocolate..or caramel..I'd like to come home

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Him: Should you be eating that much chocolate? Me: Should you be using that much oxygen?

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Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.

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No sweetie, you can't have your giant chocolate bunny for breakfast, that's not healthy and also mommy ate it for dinner last night.

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We've got people working on world peace, and I'm here wondering how I can swipe a piece of my patient's chocolate without her noticing.

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These poor women. Too tired to eat chocolate.

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Just brushed my teeth then ate a ton of chocolate covered toffee, at this point I should just start peeing in my bed?

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Don't eat my chocolate. I'll be back Monday.

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