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100 Fucking Iconic Times Women Were Hilariously Savage

This is why you should never mess with a woman.

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I bet a lot of guys who don't think that rape is a big deal were super upset when that U2 album was put on their phone without consent.

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Recipe for liberation as a woman: eat five man buns with heads still attached, claim new power

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Ex: You can block my number but you can't unsuck my dick Me:

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IF U BUMP INTO UR EX WITH HIS NEW GIRL ACT FAKE EXCITED TO MEET HER AND SINCERELY SAY "OMG I RLY LIKE UR PAJAMAS" NO MATTER WHAT SHE WEARING

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my mom a savage I can't stress this enough #hellchallenge

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WHEN THEY FORGET WHO RUN THE MUFFAKIN BLOCK. 💪🏿💪🏿😂😂😭

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women don't fancy men when they see good-looking chips

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a girl i know in her 20s with a 40 yr old boyfriend captioned a pic of him cooking with "my man can cook" UM HE IS 40 THAT IS NOT IMPRESSIVE

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If you're a male pundit critiquing a woman's weight you should have to do it shirtless in front of an audience of women three rosés deep

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I wear short skirts to attract male attention but also to give my turds easy and direct access to the ground

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"Is he hot or just tall?"-me, mere seconds before making a Mistake

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boy: wow the moon looks beautiful tonight me: um...wow 😂 tell that whore she can have u. 👋 bye ugly 😂 hope she was worth it

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Baby giraffes can walk within minutes of birth but sure, show me more photos of your infant doing nothing, Carol.

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Date: It's been hard opening up since my father passed aw- Me: *sees a dog* sorry I have to go

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ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile

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We need to stop asking famous women which inspiring woman made her into a feminist and start asking her which act by a mediocre man did

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When men have the flu vs when women are on their deathbeds

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You can complain all you want about women taking selfies; we aren't the ones naming our children our own exact fucking names.

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When you've scrolled all the way down to his 187th week on instagram & know every woman you should keep tabs on

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i literally ask my mom to buy a lightbulb bc my room is so dark AND SHE BOUGHT ONE BIGGER THAN MY HEAD

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Dudes make fun of girls for duck face yet all their selfies look like the last known footage of them

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finally allow him to take you on a date then after have him drop you off at your other man's house #WasteHisTime2016

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attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin

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Writing "best fuck of my life" on every ebay seller feedback form.

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It's called a period, Boots. Menstruation. WOMEN BLEED OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS WHY CAN WE NOT DEAL WITH THIS? WHY?

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As a woman, I just hope that one day I have as many rights as a gun does.

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Man: I'll never date a feminist Feminists: True

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For all the men out there who think women should speak quietly amongst themselves, please know we are and it's called plotting.

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We asked 500 men what they look for in a woman and then set them adrift on a raft screaming, because just kidding who cares

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she's my new president now, i don't care what the laws say

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unreliable? are never on time? have to share them with 10 other women? which one is it x

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We should probably stop applauding men for marrying accomplished women as if they adopted a blind one-legged rescue dog

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The moral of Beauty and the Beast is that looks don't matter, as long as you're a man.

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Don't understand how women are given shit for doing sex work when there are men out there openly working as members of U2

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The Venn diagram of men who say women take too long to get ready and men who ask if you're sick when you're not wearing makeup is a circle.

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Beyonce smiling next to Chris Martin is every woman who's ever had to momentarily dim her shine to work alongside a mediocre man #SB50

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When will some brave soul make a movie chronicling a young man's quest to have sex-until then we'll all just have to wonder what that's like

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Wait is this the mansplainin emoj 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

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*breaking up with BF I'll never forget you David. 'My name is Jason' Goodbye John.

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International Women's Day was yesterday but please remember that you can make white men feel unimportant any day of the year.

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ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN: -Little Black Dress -Cute flats -Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn.

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Men: I'm won't date feminists Feminists: k Men: ever F: it's almost like I subscribe to whole movement that makes it safe for me to not care

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This computer's mouse is so sensitive it's like, what are you, a white straight guy being asked to admit that the system benefits you?

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When a man has been delivering an uninterrupted monologue in your ear for 37 minutes and hasn't asked you a single… https://t.co/eJyp8e6B6g

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Can't hurt my feelings if I don't give af about you. 🙃

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Paul Ryan looks like he busts in 3 strokes then asks if he hurt you.

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Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone. I was like, whoa slow down there. I'll have sex with you, but friendship is a serious commitment.

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Just once I'd like to see a movie sex scene be accurate. You know, him having a hard time getting her off then giving up.

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Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you make me uncomfortable but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you

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Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to...

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MEDIA: "We can't believe Trump would tweet something so awful!!!" WOMEN OF THE INTERNET: *scrolls through mentions* "We can"

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"Nipples killed my parents, and I'll be damned if anyone else should ever have to see those murderers again" -the founder of Instagram

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Hey boy, are you a software update? Because not now

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The "weaker sex" is the one that pays for drinks when it sees exposed skin, right?

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If it's so normal and well-intended, why don't men tell other men to smile?

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Me: *dies* People to my boyfriend: it's okay to get back out there, she'd want you to move on Me in heaven:

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*wipes doritos dust onto cum-stained sweatpants* hmmmmm time to pick out a flawless wife on the internet. not rihanna her forehead's too big

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@_LuckyNumber7 never have i EVER received a dick pic that didnt look something like this.

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Man: *touches my lower back while he's walking past me* Me:

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If you sucked my titties you can never talk shit about me I'm your mom now respect me

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When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say.

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Not all heroes wear capes. https://t.co/w7NGvIdIIv

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Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter.

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