1. When we learned the danger of sunflower seeds.
I was spitting sunflower seeds out the window on the way home but I guess they found their way back in the car..
2. When this guy had a genius way to use FaceTime.
FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done.
3. When we met Leland.
Leland are you kidding me
4. When Steve Buscemi invaded this home.
5. When hot dog princess was born.
6. When this man and his goat had the happiest friendship.
I'm so weak my cousin really went swimming with a goat and they both look happy asf 😂😂😂😂😂
7. When this girl relived the death of her goldfish.
Tbt to when my fish that lived for 3 years died and I didn't have a picture with it so I made my mom take one
8. When we were given this "cinnamon role".
why my cinnamon role look like ET bus a nut
9. When this fish was found.
should I wake this dude up
10. When these engagement pictures broke the internet.
My sister's maternity pics...I'm cracking up 😂😂
11. When this fucked up everyone's minds.
12. When these flies had a better sex life than you do.
I'm just minding my own business... and I look down at my wrist and see this....
13. When this story went from 0-100 real quick.
14. When being petty reached a new level.
My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster...
15. When this guy's staring was confusing AF.
awkwardly wondered why this guy was staring at me for 10 minutes only to realize it's a frickin poster
16. When someone noticed this logo.
I wonder how many branding agencies test their logos upside down? 🤔
17. When this was the most creative spelling of 2016.
Am fucking embarrassed to call this thing my pal
18. When this sign was spotted in the wild.
never
19. When Jessica wouldn't quit.
i blocked my ex on everything but she some how managed to message me through direct tv
20. When a new art movement was born.
21. And when true art deserved to be framed.
why is this framed and hanging up in my brothers house
22. When being prepared finally paid off.
I've carried chalk in my car for 10 months JUST so i could do this once. Yesterday was the day
23. When we were blessed with a great new insult.
So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head
24. When our soldiers were supported.
a naked girl can get a thousand retweets, but how many can our troops get?
25. When cats upstaged our love life.
26. When a library got savage.
27. When this commuter took a phone call.
This woman on my train looked thrilled to be taking this call.
28. When this mother went all out for an insurance company.
29. When a dog met her idol.
My dogs favorite toy is Santa, so we brought her to see him
30. When things got spooky.
this is my 1st time babysitting & idk where i went wrong but my niece is currently asleep on her head do i call th… https://t.co/3mvNwdtOk7
31. When technology made us all look like professionals.
32. When a kid licked a dolphin.
Atlantis Dolphin Bay Instructor: "Gently kiss the dolphin" My nephew:
33. When a dad was spotted in the wild.
favorite part of googlemaps is this man unzipping his cargo pants into cargo shorts at the grand canyon
34. And when we were given the best face swap known to man.
When your 8 year old brother pulls off the greatest executed face swap you've ever seen 😂
God bless Twitter.