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Me: he apologized. I should just say okay & let it go. Other me: bring up that thing that pissed you off 3 weeks… https://t.co/7fm3AdSTGv
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Me: "I'm sure there's a logical explanation for this" Me to me: "Overreact."
3.
Me: "I'm not even that hungry. Plus, I need to save money, I'm broke." Me to me: "you're starving"
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Me - "She's clearly mad so you should call her and ask what's bothering her." Me to me - "Just text her 'What you… https://t.co/lVel6naeqW
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Me: I know he's not cheating rn cause he's with me Me to me: unless... a clone...?
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me: this is going to be a great week! my skin glowing! i'm confident! my grades will prosper! me to me: your menta… https://t.co/jQZX2Q1ddh
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*On Thanksgiving* Me: "I ate 2 plates. I can't eat anymore" Me to me: "shut up & go get some more macaroni bef… https://t.co/bnEtFCwkcV
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Me: no more shots man I'm fucked up Me to me: didn't know you was a bitch
9.
*Gets a piece of bread * Me to me: "Now close it without the twist tie."
10.
Me: I'm glad I'm saving money Me to me: Now spend all of it
11.
Me: *sleeps late* Me to me before class: Skip it
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*Washes hands* ME: Damn she's out of paper towels. ME to ME: Fam, look at those decorative towels hanging there… https://t.co/nRgg7EeKLT
13.
Me: She sent a long paragraph, i proper upset her. Me to me: Tell her "what do you mean".
14.
*ice accidentally drops in kitchen* Me to me: kick it under the fridge
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Me: I'm getting up at 5:30 AM to go to the gym Me at 5:30 AM: You've been pulling niggas with this same body for y… https://t.co/6TEARpjGLt
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me: I'm going to be more social, go out with friends, and enjoy life also me: alienate all your friends because th… https://t.co/9z1odBEoGI
17.
Me: "I really click with this girl, she's funny too. I'm not tryna mess this up" Me to me: "dm her friend."
18.
Me: I'm only meeting him to chill Me to me: shave your pussy just incase
19.
"She's a really nice girl, I wanna see where this goes." "Smash and dip" "But she...." "SMASH......N......DIP"
20.
me: damn, i have a lot of homework me to me: no you don't
21.
Me: "I actually like this girl, I might make it official" Also me: "Play her, before she plays you"
22.
me: but thats none of my business me to me: make it ur business
23.
me: sees a fluffy dog me to me: steal him