1. When they presented the world with the blandest creation known to man.
2. When this baked bean birthday cake was actually a thing.
3. When this cake was a disrespect to Disney fans everywhere.
4. When a simple meal of beans on toast was unnecessarily fucked with.
5. When they couldn't be trusted with a loaf of bread.
6. When this pastry was cruelly brought into the world.
7. When someone had the nerve to call this single piece of dry bread "luxury toast".
8. When an entire meal was served on a bloody washing line.
9. When this dish was named "Mitchell Man star worthy".
10. And this "poached egg" was just a chocolate with a bit of leaf on it.
11. When this bacon sandwich was 90% bread, 10% bacon.
12. When this sea bass dinner was nailed down for some reason.
13. When someone shoved some sweet between two pieces of bread and created this.
Imagine BUYING this.