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19 Things You’ll Only Understand If You’re A Girl With Big Thighs

RIP my fifth pair of jeans this month.

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1. It's damn near impossible to find a pair of jeans that will fit both your thighs and your waist.

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If they'll fit your waist, they probably won't go past your thighs. And if they fit your thighs, they're way too big for your waist.

2. To lose a pair of jeans to the thigh rub struggle is the absolute bane of your life.

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Ah, a rip! Fantastic. Another pair bites the dust.

3. Literally no pair of jeans is safe.

4. Absolutely none.

Damn. Another soldier lost in the long running Denim-Thigh Meat War. You will be missed, Black Jeans #37.

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5. And leggings are even worse.

7. You regularly use your thighs as a table for balancing important objects, like food.

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8. And cute animals.

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10. And pretty much every kind of lubricant you can find.

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11. Because chafing is the absolute worst.

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13. Wearing ripped jeans means you'll inadvertently find the pattern of them tattooed to your thighs when you take them off.

big thighs n ripped jeans don't mix

14. You know the struggle of fighting with your shorts to stop them rising up as you walk.

15. And the occasional sound of your thighs clapping together.

hit me 1 time *thigh clap* hit me 2 times *thigh clap thigh clap* hit me 3 times *thigh clap thigh clap thigh clap* let's go!

16. Still, you can take solace in the fact your thighs are big enough to crush the heads of your enemies.

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17. Or burn them to the ground.

Kidding, don't do that.

19. But they're still awesome.