1. These binoculars, so you may finally see what the rest of the world does. reddit.com 2. But I hope you had no plans to clip your toenails any time soon because you can kiss that dream goodbye. i.imgur.com 3. This Ouija board, so you may contact the other side with glitter and pixie dust. reddit.com 4. But you may NOT buy this lip balm. This is a MAN'S lip balm. reddit.com You may wait for the strawberry one. 5. These earplugs so you can drown out the sound of your own complaining. imgur.com Everyone wins, girl! 6. But I hope you don't have a cold because there are no tissues for you, my friend. reddit.com 7. This cookbook complete with recipes made just for you! reddit.com 8. But don't even think about cooking any of them in this pan. This ain't for you. reddit.com 9. This gum. No, not the top one, only the bottom, raspberry-flavoured one. reddit.com 10. And definitely only the bottom line of these ice creams. reddit.com Stay in your lane. Stick to "Bride's Cake". 11. This pretty women's muesli bar! reddit.com 12. But absolutely not this macho man dip. imgur.com 13. This delicious meal of salmon fillets. Yummy. imgur.com 14. But sadly not this delicious prime rib, for your dainty mouth may choke on it. imgur.com / BuzzFeed 15. These super sparkly tools that every woman nationwide has been waiting for. reddit.com 16. But hang up some clothes? Not with this hanger, you don't. reddit.com 17. This edition of the Bible. reddit.com 18. And absolutely NOT this one. i.imgur.com 19. This exciting game created for all the ladies out there. reddit.com 20. Even if they're not allowed to brush their teeth with this toothpaste. Chaparrita @paralosanimaIes LADIES do NOT buy this! This is for MEN. The peppermint is TOO powerful for our fragile feminine teeth & lady mouths 08:52 PM - 23 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. This perfectly delicious lady beverage. imgur.com 22. Which will hopefully make up for the fact you can't drink this "manmosa". i.imgur.com 23. This hardware set, perfect for your feeble lady fingers. imgur.com 24. But not this fabric softener. Only men who play sport can use this. reddit.com 25. These lady golf balls. Round and pink, just how you like 'em. reddit.com 26. But unfortunately, not these dude wipes. Wipe your butt with something else. Dodger @dexbonus "I just wish there were butt wipes perfectly tailored to the male buttocks" 12:53 AM - 24 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite I guess we still have a way to go.