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    21 Things That Will Make Women Who Love To Swear Say "That's So Fucking Real"

    Look, I didn't actually mean you were a bitch, I just meant "BITCHHHH!", you know?

    1. For any sweary lady, delivering a well-thought-out "fuck" is regularly looked down upon.

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    2. People (with terrible opinions) tend to say it's "unladylike”.

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    3. Or describe it as "unattractive".

    4. But to be honest, that just makes you want to swear even more.

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    5. Your favourite kind of people are those who swear just as much as you do.

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    6. And your best mate probably has a potty mouth just like you.

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    7. Of course, swearing doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent or have a "poor vocabulary".

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    8. In fact, you believe that if anything, swearing shows you have an even more colourful vocabulary than most.

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    You're really fucking smart, actually.

    9. In your opinion, a couple of curse words here and there make every joke way more hilarious.

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    10. But they can also make whatever you're saying sound way harsher than you intended to people who aren't used to the way you talk.

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    "Look, I didn't actually mean you were a bitch, I just meant 'BITCHHHH!' you know?"

    11. There’s nothing you love more than hearing someone who doesn’t normally curse, say something sweary.

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    Oop, was that a "fuck" I just heard?

    12. And hearing celebrities swear is even better.

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    Celebs, they're just like us!

    13. As soon as you get around children, whose ears are too good and pure for profanity, you get nervous.

    14. Because no matter what, every time you try and stop swearing you end up fucking it up.

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    15. Especially in a serious situation.

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    16. You've tried using shitty alternatives for curse words, but it never goes quite to plan.

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    Might as well stick with what you know.

    17. If you don't know someone very well, you tend to warn them straightaway that you might swear.

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    Just in case they're allergic to curse words or something.

    18. But to be honest, you've never understood people who judge the way you speak anyway.

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    It’s just how you express yourself.

    19. Especially men, because it mostly comes from the sexist belief that women ~shouldn't curse~.

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    For women are too weak and demure to utter the words "shit, fuck, bollocks".

    20. All in all, swearing is just your thing, and by now you don’t really give a fuck what people think.

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    21. And if anyone has a problem with it, you know exactly how to react:

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