1. For you and your BFF, swearing has been a great way for you to bond.
2. You probably apologised for all your swearing when you first met.
3. But once you realised you had the same sweary affliction, you became the best of friends.
4. It's totally normal for you to just slip a swear word into a regular sentence.
5. So if you swear at each other, it's not a big deal at all.
6. In fact, it's a form of endearment.
7. Even if, to everyone else, it sounds like you're being rude.
8. Being told swearing isn't "ladylike" has never fazed either of you.
9. Because to you and your friend, swearing is fucking hilarious.
10. And being around each other just brings it out even more.
11. You know that swearing is the best way to get your point across...
12. ...to get out your frustrations...
13. ...or to simply say hello.
14. So most of your text messages look like this.
15. You can count on your sweary friend to be super honest and straight with you.
16. Which means they're probably the best people to go to for advice.
17. You've tried to stop swearing before, but one of you always cracks and brings the other down with you.
18. And, to be honest, no argument has ever been convincing enough to stop you from doing your sweary thing.
19. Because to you, swearing is wonderful, and friends who swear together, stay together.
