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19 Things Everyone Without A MacBook Knows To Be True

Under the reign of Apple, only a brave few PC-owners survive...and they all hate MacBooks.

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1. The aggravating feeling that everyone and their dog seems to have a MacBook BUT you.

how come everyone has a macbook except me fuck who's dick did yall suck

Everyone has a MacBook and I'm just here murmuring to myself, "please work Toshiba, please print Toshiba. Don't freeze Toshiba".

In a coffee shop where everyone has a macbook except for me. My basicness is showing

In fact, so many people have MacBooks that not having one almost makes you the snarky hipster, which is bloody upsetting.


3. Seriously.

Is there no haven that can't be tainted by their pervasive presence?

4. Occasionally you take the time to bask in the glory of your smart, economic decision not to spend £1000-plus on a laptop.

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Congratulations, you are now £600 richer than all your friends! Treat yo'self, you are the true winner in this game we call life.


8. This might lead you to take some pretty desperate measures to fit in.

Maybe if I just get one of those stickers, all-white accessories, and cover it in one of those cool cases, no one will know I'm a fraud?

9. Or to get super overprotective of your poor, outcast baby.

"It's OK, baby. I still love you."


13. Like why is the @ button over there? Where's the "print screen" button?

Using both a MacBook and PC laptop right now. I'm a mess. I can't copy and paste to save my life. Where's the right-click button??

Quite difficult not to take it as a personal attack when everyone but you knows to move their fingers up to scroll down.

14. You're constantly being dragged into this debate:

And you're inevitably outnumbered by about 100 to 1.


15. When you hear people complain about their expensive MacBook chargers you can't help but smile.

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"Oh, hey, it's not working? Costs a lot of money to replace, huh? I'll just sit here with my perfectly durable, affordable charger. Good luck finding someone that will let you borrow theirs ;)"