Buzz·Posted on Dec 1, 201722 Dirty Tweets From 2017 That You'll Still Be Laughing At In 2018Every year we stray further and further from God's light.by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The Worn Out Wand: big girl @chanelsface my clit watching me grab my hitachi magic wand for the 11th time this week 04:49 AM - 10 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. The Premature Guess: Kevin @Ginjerk I just yelled "YANKING ON THE DICK!" so loud all the birds in the neighborhood flew away 12:05 AM - 14 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. The Unacceptable Answer: merry chrisums x @SoaprahWinfreyy My mum asked if I had anything to suck on during the flight; apparently "idk what does the pilot look like" wasn't an acceptable answer 06:34 PM - 15 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. The Call and Response: Twitter: @tynocinco 5. The Motivational Makeup Bag: aye foo ur a rocker huh @lifegonewild is this about sucking dick 08:57 PM - 29 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. The Unexpected Dirty Talk: Twitter: @liltinyisabel 7. The Divine Intervention: yungshibari @lilmisdemeanor Okay Arizona 01:44 AM - 04 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. The Valiant Vibration: 5’11 when I’m on top...😉 @_SailorKhandi_ When you fall asleep with your vibrator in your hand because it showed out with them fresh batteries in it 01:04 PM - 17 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. The Two Moods: popular slut @kindslut my only two moods 09:27 PM - 13 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. The Simple Instruction: E. @edbankzz "eat this pussy" FIRST OF ALL ..ok 09:07 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. The Good Dick: Jamil from Vallejo @JamilMadison When she gets good dick once 11:48 PM - 24 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. The Strange Comparison: Kisame 🗡 @ObeyMyCreed You know the pussy good when you pull yo dick out, and it sound like you refreshing yo TL 09:29 PM - 30 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. The Disruptive Duck: Jamil from Vallejo @JamilMadison Y'all niggas got any brea.....Nvm 08:01 AM - 27 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. The October Surprise: tatianna @mongrelitta Every time u yawn in October, a ghost put his dick in ur mouth 12:06 AM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. The Horny Text Syndrome: bryan @bryanlicious2 reading sexts you sent when ur not horny anymore and u can't believe those things went thru ur head 06:15 PM - 06 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. The Quick Realisation: adrian @Tolerance "did you cum" yeah to my senses, get out of my house 09:32 PM - 22 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. The Cry For Help: marc @aestheadache my dick after pulling my pants down to masturbate for the 4th time in one day 11:52 PM - 20 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. The Clit Car: Dominique @domiidimples Well today in Florida 10:08 PM - 19 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. The Expectation Vs. Reality: Daniel @MyFavsTrash How I want my valentines to end vs. how it will actually end 10:54 PM - 11 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. The Naughty Necklace: Kenz @knzsnfrd He told me he got me a necklace with his name on it and.... 08:17 PM - 10 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. The Cum Stain: FIRECRACKER JIM GODDAMMIT @CRAZYFROGDICK I have a cum stain on my sheets, how embarrassing!! 12:46 AM - 23 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. And The Meat Appreciation: ell @andywarhella when the pipe got ya legs shakin and ya eyes rollin back in ur head 11:53 PM - 19 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite For more Best of 2017 content, click here!