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I mean, should pineapple <i>really</i> be on pizza?

Do You Actually Have Terrible Food Opinions?

Ketchup is great and goes with everything. Mayonnaise is terrible and goes with nothing.

Ketchup!

Mayonnaise or ketchup?

Marmite tastes like the bitter tears of a heartbroken lover. Terrible.

Hell no!

Marmite – yes or no?

Both are great for you, but fruit is way more delicious.

Fruit!

Fruit or vegetables?

Neither are as good as milk chocolate, but dark chocolate is way too bitter to trump white choc, even if it can get a bit sickly.

White chocolate!

White or dark chocolate?

Come on, pineapple is the last thing that needs to be near a pizza.

Pick it off!

Pineapple on pizza – pick it off or leave it on?

Both kind of look like urine in their own way, but beer just tastes worse.

Wine!

Beer or wine?

Controversial, but the superior carb is definitely rice.

Rice!

Rice or noodles?

Coriander/cilantro – hell yes or hell no?

Green olives are just that little bit saltier, which of course makes them tastier.

Green olives!

Black olives or green olives?

What's the point of having peanut butter if it's not nutty?!

Crunchy!

Smooth or crunchy peanut butter?

Sure, tomato ketchup is fine, but tomatoes on their own? Enjoy all that watery pulp bursting in your mouth.

Tomatoes – ooh or ew?

Coffee may have the advantage of keeping you wide awake, but it also kinda tastes like shit, so tea reigns supreme.

Tea!

Tea or coffee?

Sour and cream should not be in the same sentence. Ever.

Salsa!

Salsa or sour cream?

Indeed, studies have shown that only people over the age of 80 like liquorice.

Terrible!

Liquorice – tasty or terrible?

Sometimes the simplest of flavours can be the most effective, and in this case, vanilla is exactly that. Plus, it doesn't look like you've got poop on your clothes if you accidentally drop some.

Vanilla!

Chocolate or vanilla ice cream?

There are few things better than pizza. Pasta is not one of them, unfortunately.

Pizza!

Pizza or pasta?

It's too stringy, too crunchy, and strangely bitter? Absolutely not.

Nay!

Celery – yay or nay?

They're both bread with meat inside at the end of the day, but hamburgers have a certain ~je ne sais quoi~.

Hamburgers!

Hot dogs or hamburgers?

Onion rings are kinda slimy and make your breath smell. Fries are crispy and salted to perfection.

Fries!

Fries or onion rings?

It's mouldy cheese that smells like feet – what more evidence do you need?

Disaster!

Blue cheese – disaster or delight?

Wow, your food opinions are really, really bad. I know everyone's entitled to their opinion, but \*damn\*. Maybe you should consider changing some of your food opinions so they're a little less terrible.

Terrible

Your food opinions aren't \*great\*, but they could definitely be worse! Sometimes you make great food decisions, and other times you're just terrible. It all depends really!

Not too bad

Welcome, my fellow person with the great food opinions! You know what tastes good and what sucks, and you're not afraid to let people know. You've aced it – kudos to you!

Do You Actually Have Terrible Food Opinions?

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