Ketchup is great and goes with everything. Mayonnaise is terrible and goes with nothing.
Marmite tastes like the bitter tears of a heartbroken lover. Terrible.
Both are great for you, but fruit is way more delicious.
Neither are as good as milk chocolate, but dark chocolate is way too bitter to trump white choc, even if it can get a bit sickly.
Pick it offLeave it on
Pick it off!
Come on, pineapple is the last thing that needs to be near a pizza.
Both kind of look like urine in their own way, but beer just tastes worse.
Controversial, but the superior carb is definitely rice.
Hell yesHell no
IT. TASTES. LIKE. SOAP.
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Green olives are just that little bit saltier, which of course makes them tastier.
What's the point of having peanut butter if it's not nutty?!
Sure, tomato ketchup is fine, but tomatoes on their own? Enjoy all that watery pulp bursting in your mouth.
Coffee may have the advantage of keeping you wide awake, but it also kinda tastes like shit, so tea reigns supreme.
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Sour and cream should not be in the same sentence. Ever.
Indeed, studies have shown that only people over the age of 80 like liquorice.
Sometimes the simplest of flavours can be the most effective, and in this case, vanilla is exactly that. Plus, it doesn't look like you've got poop on your clothes if you accidentally drop some.
There are few things better than pizza. Pasta is not one of them, unfortunately.
It's too stringy, too crunchy, and strangely bitter? Absolutely not.
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They're both bread with meat inside at the end of the day, but hamburgers have a certain ~je ne sais quoi~.
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Onion rings are kinda slimy and make your breath smell. Fries are crispy and salted to perfection.
It's mouldy cheese that smells like feet – what more evidence do you need?