19 Arguments Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Cat
Even if they are all one-sided.
The one where you argue about whether they want to go out or not.
The one where you plead for affection and get...nothing.
The one where you warn them to stay away from your dinner because they’ve been eyeing it up for five minutes.
The one where you beg them to poop IN the litter box and keep the litter inside too.
The one where you plead with them to get off your laptop so you can do some work.
The one-sided conversation that you carry completely by yourself.
The one where you decide on a nickname for your cat with no actual input from them.
The one that acknowledges your completely different body clocks.
And the shady “must be nice” that's said under your breath whenever you see them sleeping.
The one where your cat meows for more food despite already having perfectly good food in the bowl.
The one in which you try to decipher whether their stare means they hate you or love you.
The one where you tenderly ask if they can move so you can get on with your day.
And the one where you tell them to stop scratching at the toilet door when you're about to have a shit.
The one where you speculate how the hell they got back to the space you just moved them from.
The aggravated "nooooo" when you see they've destroyed a piece of furniture.
The one that's just a singular sigh after you've bought them an elaborate mechanism to sleep in and they choose to sleep on a random object instead.
The one where you sadly ask why they bit you AGAIN.
The one where you beg them to sit still for a cute picture.
And finally, the one where you plainly ask what the fuck they're doing.
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