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23 Slightly Odd Things Every Makeup Addict Is Guilty Of Doing

The world of a makeup addict is weird and wonderful.

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4. Mourned the loss of a product as if it were your first-born child.

me: brynna why is there broken foundation on the counter b: i dropped it but I can't throw it away bc it's expensive

5. Used your hand like a paint palette.

I just realized I have $200 worth of Anastasia liquid lipstick on my hand wow

Hand swatches for life.

6. Used a receipt to blot your lipstick.

Had to blot my lipstick on the back of a receipt / who wants this is as their next tattoo? 💋

(Or any other form of paper.)


9. Made this face:

I feel like every girl does this face while putting mascara on


13. Been obsessed with watching YouTube tutorials.

report due? watch makeup tutorial ur boyfriend cheated on u? watch makeup tutorial ur life is falling apart? watch makeup tutorial

16. Managed to see makeup potential in the weirdest of places.

17. Put on a fresh coat of lipstick and had to approach all food and drink like this:

when ur wearing lipstick and u don't want to get it anywhere on ur food or drink


18. Used more cotton buds on your eyes than you ever have for your ears.

What my q tip always look like when i try to put my cat eyeliner

20. Become a slight hoarder of a certain product.

@glowkit does makeup packaging count?? Lmao I'm a hoarder of empty makeup packaging I can't get rid of it 😭

(Even if it is just the packaging.)

22. Contemplated not going out after fucking up your fake eyelashes several times in a row.

People underestimate how difficult it is to put false eyelashes on and not look like you have dead spiders falling off your eyelids.

23. And experienced a mixture of disgust, pride, and weird satisfaction while looking at your dirty makeup wipe.

My makeup remover wipe from tonight looks like abstract art

Good job, me.