17 Reasons Shower People Are Right And Bath People Are Wrong
No matter how many bath bombs you throw in a vat of lukewarm water, you're still sitting in a stew of your own dirt.
First off, showers are way more practical and efficient than your average bath.
If you're showering in the morning, it's a way to feel fresh and ready for the day.
If you're showering in the night, it's the perfect cosy sleep aid.
Baths, on the other hand, are unnecessarily long and the reason your housemate probably hates you for spending so long in the bathroom.
People who love baths are obsessed with telling you how great baths are.
And while they make you think baths are more luxurious, you're ultimately just sitting in a stew of your own dirt.
Movies and Instagram make you think that baths are like this:
When in reality, they're actually like this:
With a shower you can kill two birds with one stone and wash your hair in the shower.
And if you shave your legs, you can watch the hair slip down the drain instead of sitting in your body hair water.
And at least showers retain their temperature. What the fuck is your lukewarm vat of water doing?
Singing in the bath is nowhere near as good as singing in the shower.
And drunk showering is apparently a thing, which is more than what I can say for drunk baths.
Sure, baths may be pretty relaxing, but the amount of bath bombs, oils, and candles you have to buy in the name of relaxation is way too much money and effort.
And worst of all, baths do this:
To conclude, baths are shit, showers — a hit.
This has been a public service announcement.
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