1. Coconut oil is one of the most powerful of oils to ever have existed. View this post on 2. When you need it, it's there. There is no problem in the world that coconut oil cannot fix. ad @jeepthroat frizzy hair? coconut oil. no shaving cream? coconut oil. dry skin? coconut oil. bad credit? coconut oil. bf acting up? coconut oil. 02:42 AM - 05 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Praying for an artist's album? Anoint that prayer in coconut oil. Coconut Oil @kosher_coconut it's almost 2016 and there's STILL no frank ocean album? coconut oil 04:33 PM - 09 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Bad attitude? Apply some coconut oil and leave to cool. safiyyah @_The6ifGod when ur talking to someone and they are being so dry and all u wonderin is u can apply some coconut oil to their crusty ass attitude 05:01 AM - 05 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Trust me, your life will change. You will shine. folu @notfolu when you first put the coconut oil on 12:31 AM - 17 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Why not use it to dismantle the patriarchy? Kimberly Murrell @ri0tgrrrl if coconut oil works for an organic moisturiser AND for cooking how can we utilise it to destroy the patriarchy 06:25 PM - 14 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Use it to tend to your weary bones after fighting oppression. mother matisse @nurserycrimes when bae is bruised & battered from fighting oppressive systems and you come thru w/ the coconut oil for his wounds 04:04 PM - 19 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Use it as the most accurate thermometer you'll ever have. Bim Adewunmi @bimadew Eff all your 'standard' temperature metrics: this coconut oil is still liquid and that's the only real gauge I need. #science 10:27 AM - 24 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Never doubt its power. Wellington Boyce @WellieBoyce Can coconut oil repair my trust issues? 03:01 AM - 07 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite The answer to this is yes. Yes it can. 10. Never doubt its abilities. Twitter: @simonefiasco 11. Never doubt its influence. lightly-child.tumblr.com 12. If there's one key to success you need, it's the presence of coconut oil shining through every part of your life. vanessa @vcavx me after using coconut oil & trying to convince my friends to use it too 11:21 PM - 05 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bad grades? Get some coconut oil. Maira ☪ @mairanotmaria2 *pours coconut oil over grades* 01:10 AM - 15 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. For added intelligence, pour it over your exams. Twitter: @_candyacerickea 15. For added luck, pour it over next year. View this post on 16. Fuck it, pour it over everything. View this post on 17. It's the answer to all of life's most prominent struggles. FLOCK (+) @FLOCKALAND Dry edges? Cheating spouse? Stressed? Bad breaks on car? Can't twerk? Ashy? Lonely? No fashion sense? Solution: 08:26 PM - 27 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Make someone's day today. Buy them a tub of earth's sweetest elixir. V @VanessaHayes_ when mom brings home the 2 new tubs of coconut oil you asked for <3 01:01 AM - 04 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite You're welcome.