The bond between a pet and their owner is indescribable.
Or I guess if there was a way to describe it...
...it would be absolutely no personal space.
Having a good time typing with both hands? Kiss that goodbye.
You like relaxing on the sofa? Well, I hope you like company.
To be honest, we should really be treating it as an honour.
Your animal has chosen to be in your presence at all times.
You are the chosen one.
And what better way to show it than to just get in the bath with you?
Or sleep directly on top of you?
Or narrowly miss eating your entire face?
"Hey, what ya reading?"
"Hey, how's the poopin'?"
"Hey, come into my bosom."
We don't deserve them.
So if you're a pet owner, you know all too well that this is your life.
Having your personal space invaded is an everyday occurrence now.
And we have no choice but to accept it.