1. Why on earth would you hold a pizza like this?
Only a serial killer would carry pizzas like this
2. How could you let a beautiful, innocent pizza go to waste?
Big night (it's 8am)
3. Is there a reason you'd spoil a good thing with an objectively TERRIBLE thing?
I ORDERED A PIZZA WITH PINEAPPLE AND
4. IS THERE?!
5. Have you no respect for the sanctity of pizza?
Pizza + milk is WAYYY better than pineapple pizza. This shit bomb af 👌🏽
6. No love for the food that's brought happiness to millions worldwide?
7. What the fuck is this, Carol?
8. What the hell is going on here, Sharon?
9. Peas and mayonnaise? ON A PIZZA?!
Peas and mayonnaise pizza?! Yes please
10. Do you think it's funny?
the pizzas ain't even sliced…it just say girl and im weak lmdao
11. Do you rejoice in other people's pain?
12. Is it too much to feel personally attacked by this?
13. Have you not a pizza cutter that can actually do its job?
14. No one to save us from this complete lack of trying?
15. What ever happened to values?
Tis the season my dudes
16. What ever happened to tradition?
17. You know what, screw this. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
