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    17 Perfectly Middle-Class Band Names

    "Panic! At The Tesco"

    1. For the conscious customer.

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    2. For those who enjoy the occasional tipple.

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    3. For appreciators of REAL food.

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    4. For he who seeks.

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    5. For fans of an old school classic.

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    6. For the truly rock 'n' roll.

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    7. For the ultimate shopping nightmare.

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    8. For the "too blessed to be stressed".

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    9. For the "I'm not racist, but..."

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    10. For fans of cheeseboard chat.

    Twitter: @blmayne / Doug Menuez / Thinkstock

    11. For the best part of the Internet.

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    12. For lovers of a good chicken katsu.

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    13. For the naturally edgy.

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    14. For the outstandingly efficient.

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    15. For badass vegetarians.

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    16. For the food connoisseur.

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    17. For the grammatical god.

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