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23 Perfect Things For Anyone Who Fucking Loves Stationery And Swearing

Get your very own shit list.

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1. This bloody good notebook:

Notebook, £6.50.

2. These adorably rude stamps:

Stamp, £7.90.

3. This pencil set that doesn't give a single fuck:

Pencil set, £5.00.

4. And this book to keep all your precious swear words in:

Notebook, £7.86.
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Notebook, £7.86.

5. These Harry Potter–inspired profanity pencils:

Pencils, £3.75.
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Pencils, £3.75.

6. This potty-mouthed grocery list pad:

Notepads, £7.87.
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Notepads, £7.87.

7. This fucking awesome word confetti:

Swear word confetti, £2.50.
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Swear word confetti, £2.50.

8. This list to help get your shit together:

Planner, £2.36.
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Planner, £2.36.

9. These flipping remarkable stickers:

Stickers, £2.00.
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Stickers, £2.00.

10. These badass paperclips:

Paperclip, £2.35.

11. This clever f-bomb paperweight:

Paperweight, £36.53.

12. These NSFW sticky notes:

Sticky notes, £3.67.
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Sticky notes, £3.67.

13. And a very different kind of shit list:

Notepad, £17.38.
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Notepad, £17.38.

14. This sweary planner band:

Planner band, £2.40.
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Planner band, £2.40.

15. And these brilliantly vulgar stickers:

Stickers, £1.81.
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Stickers, £1.81.

16. These wonderfully honest gift tags:

Gift tags, £4.35.
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Gift tags, £4.35.

17. This pen for the fuck-free:

Pen, £6.32.

18. This glorious reminder:

Letterpress cards, £12.25.

19. And this even better one:

Notepad, £12.64.
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Notepad, £12.64.

20. These open and honest notecards:

Notecards, £9.48.
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Notecards, £9.48.

21. This calendar to remind you of all your crap:

Calendar, £4.73.
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Calendar, £4.73.

22. This fucking awesome notepad paper:

Notepad, £4.74.
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Notepad, £4.74.

23. And this beautifully embossed card:

Card pack of 3, £11.85.
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Card pack of 3, £11.85.