22 Pictures That Prove Women’s Clothing Is The Absolute Fucking Worst

One bubble wrap costume and a dinosaur tail, please.

1. If you’ve ever tried to shop in the women’s section, you’re probably aware that it can be a bit of a shitshow.

Inexplicable outfit designs, pocketless jeans, and random graphic tees grace every aisle and website. It’s a hoot.

2. Things that look nice and normal at first turn out to be fucking ridiculous.

Must we ruin EVERY T-shirt with a bullshit message?

3. And no matter how innocent you think your purchase is, it always finds a way to bite you on the arse.

4. Perhaps you’d like to buy something in the very specific colour of “Obama/Black”? There’s an outfit for that.

5. Perhaps you’d like to look like a human pin cushion, but fluffier? Look no further.

6. Or maybe you’d just like an outfit that says “I’m fun”, “I’m risqué”, and “I’m quite possibly sporting a one-way ticket to a yeast infection”? WELL, look what we have here!

what in the living fuck is this, asos

— Hayley Campbell (@hayleycampbell)

7. Not to break with tradition, things are just as batshit in the denim department. For a small price of £116, you can get exactly half of a pair of jeans.

8. Or pay £55 and get A SHOULDERLESS JACKET.

WTF is this @Topshop

— Michelle ✨ (@M_McInerney)

Literally no one has ever asked for an “Extreme Cold Shoulder Jacket”. Pls stop.

9. Alternatively, you can just buy this pair of jeans, which *do* have knees, but they’re transparent because…well, fuck if I know.

Topshop is getting even more dumb, clear knee patches wtf is this

— paige leanne (@paileaa)

10. But then of course, you may prefer these jeans that look as if you’ve let a baby scribble all over them.

ahaha wtf new topshop jeans look like when a lad comes into school and gets his pals to sign his cast ???

— Rach (@rachael98_)

Very vintage.

11. If you’re going out, why not consider this dinosaur tail?

Ermm @ASOS what's this? How many ladies would purchase a tail to add a little something to their outfit 🙈

— Jodie Gibson (@missgibsonx)

12. Or this totally practical and not at all uncomfortable-looking bubble wrap costume.

omg you really outdid yourself urban outfitters

— Tina Moore (@tina_moore5)

You’ll probably spend the whole night being attacked by people wanting to pop you, so it’s great for social events!

13. Fuck clothes inspiration, just look like a bush!

Bushes are very high-fashion.

14. Or a giant cupcake!


wtf Asos this is terrifying

— Liv (@oliviaharley_)

Fuck it, just go balls to the wall. That’s what women’s fashion is all about.

16. And remember to always wear the right underwear. Like, for example, this slightly stained pair.

Urban outfitters wtf

— cat (@catchivs)

*takes period-stained knickers out of the bin*

17. You see, the beauty of women’s fashion is that there is no limit to what they won’t try to sell you.

"£25 to look like you're taking the bins out" 😂😂😂😂

— Fiona Napier✌ (@FionaNapier)

18. No variation they won’t try.

Topshop outdoing themselves again 😥 wtf is that

— Ellie (@ellielongdenxo)

19. No shoes too high.

20. And no slogan tee that won’t make you question why the fuck half these things exist in the first place.

21. Women’s clothes will forever be a goddamn mystery.

Oh dear. @TheCut: Dear @UrbanOutfitters, this denim tutu is taking things too far: http://t.co/fww5Yh6YxP

— MSN Lifestyle (@MSNLifestyle)

22. But I guess it could always be worse, couldn’t it?


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Gena-mour Barrett is a staff writer for BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
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