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21 Jokes That Will Make Anyone Who Loves Wine Laugh Out Loud

*sniffs wine* do I detect a hint of grapes?

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Guests: I brought you some non-alcoholic wine Me: oh excellent *pours it down the sink without breaking eye contact*

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Me at a wine tasting: *swirls glass* *sniffs* *sips slowly* *stares off into the distance* ...Ah, yes. This is in fact wine.

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[ordering wine while on date] do you like merlot, tammy? "yeah but you don't pronounce the T" ok *looks at waiter* 2 merlot for me and ammy

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Me: I'm definitely over him Wine: No

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Trying to find the cheapest wine with the highest alcohol percentage

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Me, bewildered: "What is this odd thingy?" H: It's called a wine stopper. Me, whisper cries: "Why would anyone want to stop the wine?"

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budgeting tip buy all of your bedding in the same color as the wine you drink in bed

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So much of being an adult is bringing a bottle of wine someone brought to your house to someone else's house

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If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.

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Ahhh yes of course, I adore wine. I especially love [looks down at bottle of Pinot Grigio] peanut Gregorio