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21 Jokes Only People Who Hate People Will Truly Appreciate

"'This is a mistake' โ€” I whisper as I leave my house."

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canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care

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Me reading your message previews from the pull down bar on my phone and not answering for the next 6 hours

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Wow thank you so much for letting me host tonight

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Just so weโ€™re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.

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me: i wish i had friends:-/ someone: hey me: me: .....wtf that was weird anyways i wish i had friends

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When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer

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when someone asks me why i canโ€™t hang out

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me: the world is such a wonderful place bro i just want to travel and go on adventures forever also me:

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my parents, at 27: married, with a kid me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don't have to ever interact with a human person

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person: u should try to make more friends me:

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Wyd tonight ? Wyd Tomorrow ? Why you not texting back ? Me :

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the fact that i only have 2 friends usually doesn't bother me, but it definitely has some downfalls. you wanna go out, but both of ur friends wanna stay in? well guess what, ur a shit outta luck and staying in now too

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when plans get cancelled and u gotta act sad but on the inside you're celebrating

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โ€œawww the plans canceled? I really wanted to go maybe next time...โ€

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"This is a mistake" -I whisper as I leave my house

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me looking @ the 0 notifications im receiving cause i've isolated myself & ruined all my relationships with my friends, family, and partners https://t.co/s1wVV8Sh1v