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"Wow how do you get your arms so toned you must be at the gym all the time"
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him: "i wanna pick you up at 3 am and go an adventure and watch the sunrise with you" me:
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If my wig fell off in public, I would leave it and just start running. I would not stop running till I get to heaven.
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When y'all taking a romantic bath & he mumbles "sick of seeing that stupid shit on your head..."
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#BlackSalonProblems sitting there heated when you see people that came in after you leave before you
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Watching your stylist flat iron the same section of hair 8,547 times #blacksalonproblems
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when your leave out blowing in the wind and your man holds it in place <3
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#blacksalonproblems When you "scratch" and try to see how many braids she has left to do ...
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When you show your stylist a pic of what you want and she decides to put her "twist" on it #blacksalonproblems
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This poor woman has 9 braids in her head. She has 6 million more to go.
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When you realize it keeps getting hotter and your features gon slip off.
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When you schedule an 8 a.m. appointment &don't get out until 8 p.m. b/c your beautician has scheduled 3 other people too #blacksalonproblems
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Black girls: Have you ever done your hair so tight that you can hear your heart beating in your scalp lol
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"I like your hat!" Thank you, white lady!
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Dear black girls, Let us never forget where we came from. #HumbleBeginnings
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I moved to one babe one night. I moved to another the next night. They turned out to be the same girl. She just switched wigs. The end.
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All Lil black girls know about this bucket 😂
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#blacksalonproblems When they start on your hair & take a break to eat their food & they still have 2 hours left
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"we cool n everything, but don't touch my hair bruh"
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#blacksalonproblems when your phone die & you gotta decide between the Ebony mag from 2008 or the Jet mag from 1999
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When you think she coming over to get you from under the dryer but she restarts it #blacksalonproblems
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When you've had a bad day and you just want to be surrounded by your loved ones
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When you go in for a "trim" but your stylist decides to give you a cut. #blacksalonproblems
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“You like it?" Me: yes *me in the car* #blacksalonproblems
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Your version of straightened hair vs the stylist version of straightened hair #blacksalonproblems
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#blacksalonproblems When you run out of hair so you gotta run to the store like
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#blacksalonproblems when she burning you with the flatiron and you say something and she say "oh that's just steam"