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Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon
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me to myself: im finally moving on... I can love again and find that someone that- my ex:
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my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
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"i miss my ex"
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When you wish your ex happy birthday on the wrong day so she's knows you've moved on but not moved on moved on
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Texted my ex and told him to be safe... They really out here shooting clowns smh
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when aliens abduct ur ex
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and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about...MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE
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When your ex sees you in public and tries to stop you to talk
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It's so hot outside I almost called my ex over so I could stand by something shady.
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When you post constantly on Instagram to convince your ex that you're definitely over them
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"Your ex falls into a gorilla pit, wyd?" me:
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Looks like my ex has bought herself a van
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It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
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When your ex turns up at your house drunk with a road sign because "it's a sign that I love you" Most girls get fl… https://t.co/9bNf7X84ZA
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Always be yourself... Unless you run into one of your exes... Then... Be a WAY more successful version of yourself...
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When you see Mariah Carey is charging her ex an inconvenience fee for $50 mil and you start thinking of how inconve… https://t.co/WigfWg4MGn
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All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.