A Very Important Investigation: Is DJ Khaled's Mum Actually DJ Khaled?
A Very Serious Investigation™. (H/T @KYOxJIN.)
Hello internet, it's me – Gena. I, like many people, take great pleasure in seeing the ridiculously extra things DJ Khaled does for his son, 5-month-old executive producer Asahd.
Especially when it comes to commenting on his son's Instagram page, a page DJ Khaled probably set up for him, because, you know, babies can't use phones*.
But just the other day I came across a startling discovery, courtesy of this post by Twitter user @KYOxJIN. DJ Khaled's mum does the exact same thing for DJ Khaled!
Or does she?
Never afraid of a little ~investigation~, I decided to delve deeper into this mind-boggling mystery and see if what the people were saying was true. Was khaled.fifi, aka DJ Khaled's mum, actually DJ Khaled in disguise?
Let's investigate the evidence, shall we?
The one thing we do already know is that DJ Khaled is a stealthy social media user. In fact, his use of Snapchat in 2015 was pretty remarkable.
So remarkable in fact, he even collaborated with Palmer's to make a special edition of Cocoa Butter.
Which means Khaled has a very good knowledge of what will make the internet talk, laugh, and share his stuff. In fact, in March 2016, Bloomberg reported that Khaled's snaps attracted 3-4 million viewers each.
Khaled has built up a fanbase as the King of Low-Key Doing Too Much, which would explain why people love his very extra (but also very cute) impersonations of Asahd.
And of course, his comments.
So, it's clear Khaled is no stranger to posing as people on social media, and of course, the success of his previous extraness would give him *motive* to impersonate his mum. But what about these supposed Mama Khaled comments, hmm?
**delves even deeper**
Here is a DJ Khaled comment on Asahd's Instagram.
Let's do a little comparison:
What about another:
Even more suspiciously, when you click on the account, it's of course private.
Is it DJ Khaled HIDING??????????
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The evidence unfortunately appears inconclusive. There is definitely *someone* behind this account, who may or may not be Mrs Khaled herself, but if it's not DJ Khaled doing it for bants, then WHO?!
vote votesIt's definitely DJ Khaled, he would 100% do that.
vote votesIt's probably some random on the internet.
vote votesIt could actually be Khaled's mum.
vote votesI either don't know or don't care, either way I'll probably tell you in the comments.