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Only A Big-Boobed Person Can Get Over 75% On This Quiz

Have you ever been called "Tits McGee"?

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  1. Tick off everything you've experienced
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    Had to hold onto your boobs for dear life while going down the stairs...
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    ...or while running for the bus
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    Taken off your bra and had various bits of food fall out
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    Been incapable of doing a yoga position properly because your boobs get in the way
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    Not been able to breathe properly while doing a sit-up because you're getting choked by your own tits
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    Had one of the girls randomly pop out of your bra and at an inappropriate moment
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    Or at any moment
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    Had a hungry baby try to eat your boobs because they believe they are full of milk
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    Have had to buy a top in a completely different size to your bottoms
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    Or a dress in a size above just to accommodate your breasticles
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    Not been able to wear certain "cute" bras, like bralettes
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    Struggled to find a strapless bra that will hold up your tiddies
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    Struggled to find a sports bra that will hold *down* your tiddies
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    Had to wear two sports bras
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    Had to spend way more money on your underwear than your friends
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    Accidentally showed more cleavage than expected
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    Avoided bikini tops that come in clothes sizes, not bra sizes
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    Felt extra paranoid whenever you've worn a low-cut top
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    Never had an option to not wear a bra because you have no idea where your nipples will show
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    Worn a slightly too-small bra that makes you look like you have four boobs instead of two
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    Struggled to find a good position to lie down because your boobs are in the way
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    Had to avoid anything with a "built-in bra"
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    Had a shirt pop open because of the force of your chest expanding as your breathe
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    Had painful strap marks on your shoulders because of the weight of your bosom
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    Had to go for a fitting at a specialist bra shop because normal stores don't size you accurately enough
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    Had to avoid wearing something with a high neck because it made you look like Ms Trunchbull
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    Been used as a human pillow because you're so "comfortable"
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    Not been able to see anything straight ahead of you while lying flat on the ground
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    Not been able to wear medium-length necklaces because they get lost in your cleavage
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    Had someone compare your boobs to the size of their head
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    Had someone hold up one of your bras and say, "Holy shit, look at the size of this!"
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    Had boob sweat all year round, not just in the summer
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    Been banned from borrowing your mate's clothes because you'll "stretch them"
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    Worn a graphic tee and had your boobs stretch the logo
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    Been scared by the thought of how big your boobs might get if you get pregnant
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    Asked the question, "Is this too much boob?"
 
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