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26 Hilarious Tweets About Work That Are Way, Way Too Real

“Starting a blog that’s just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work.”

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When you're getting along with your coworker then they take it too far & hit the "we should hangout outside of work"


STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today


Accidentally made eye contact w/co-worker thru bathroom stall door crack. Didn't know what to do so I blew him a kiss


interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group


"It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9am


The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.


When you make your girl mad in the morning her work husband be waiting on her like


A secret rendezvous... But it's me, alone, in the snack closet at work.


I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker.


Brings donuts to work because if I can't be skinny neither can you.


I hate my job. The work sucks. The people suck. The pay sucks. *looks up and sees motivational poster on wall* Well this changes everything


Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.


Applications be like "Why should I hire you?" 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 Me: because your hiring


I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them.


Starting a blog that’s just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work.


You ever look at one of your coworkers who's stressing out and think "You really give a fuck about this job,huh? Wow."


The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room.


Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie


Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him "baby hands" until he quits


My coworkers: "didn't know u were this shady!" Me:



[waiting for elevator] Coworker: Hey, how's it go- Me: I'll take the stairs.


[At supermarket] "Excuse me do you work here?" WHAT? ME? Work HERE? Hell no. I went to college. I don't have a job


Please ignore this tweet, I'm pretending to be adding a coworker's phone number.


When in doubt, ask yourself WWBD: What Would Beyoncé Do? Would she apply for a job? Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."


*walks into university & grabs intercom* "IT'S ALL LIES. THAT ENGLISH DEGREE IS USELESS" *fighting noises* "YOU'RE GOING TO WORK FOR TARGET"