Buzz·Posted on 17 Jan 201626 Hilarious Tweets About Work That Are Way, Way Too Real“Starting a blog that’s just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work.”by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Marissa Brown @SoonSun_ When you're getting along with your coworker then they take it too far & hit the "we should hangout outside of work" 08:44 PM - 27 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Mark Agee @MarkAgee STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today 04:17 PM - 14 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Mayor P @punmagnate Accidentally made eye contact w/co-worker thru bathroom stall door crack. Didn't know what to do so I blew him a kiss 04:05 PM - 19 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. beth phoenix @jaeceratops interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group 01:16 PM - 02 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. GaryHotmail @MichaelSmartGuy "It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9am 01:46 PM - 20 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience. 08:24 PM - 16 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. X @Linuxtherebel When you make your girl mad in the morning her work husband be waiting on her like 01:10 PM - 29 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Aimee Helene @AimeeHelene1 A secret rendezvous... But it's me, alone, in the snack closet at work. 08:41 PM - 29 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Gracie Fabulous @MermaidintheUSA I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker. 07:42 PM - 06 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Miss Kerri @kwirkyKerri Brings donuts to work because if I can't be skinny neither can you. 11:20 AM - 25 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope I hate my job. The work sucks. The people suck. The pay sucks. *looks up and sees motivational poster on wall* Well this changes everything 02:40 AM - 10 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Ceej @ceejoyner Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner. 03:29 PM - 12 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ⏬SONO⏬ @sonofzuez Applications be like "Why should I hire you?" 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 Me: because your hiring 10:21 PM - 08 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Sweet Slips @Ndeshi_M I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them. 05:01 AM - 14 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Underchilde @Underchilde Starting a blog that’s just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work. 04:36 PM - 17 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Larry Beyince @DragonflyJonez You ever look at one of your coworkers who's stressing out and think "You really give a fuck about this job,huh? Wow." 06:52 PM - 16 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. mark @TheCatWhisprer The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room. 06:28 PM - 12 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Mrs Joshua Homme @FussySaffa Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie 03:20 PM - 24 Mar 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. viney @vineyille Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him "baby hands" until he quits 12:57 PM - 16 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Freakier Sheena 2k16 @wholel0ttaMANI My coworkers: "didn't know u were this shady!" Me: 07:11 PM - 28 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. meat bone @bonerman_inc i want to work in this restaurant 10:54 PM - 21 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. moody monday @mdob11 [waiting for elevator] Coworker: Hey, how's it go- Me: I'll take the stairs. 02:03 PM - 26 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Ristolable @Ristolable [At supermarket] "Excuse me do you work here?" WHAT? ME? Work HERE? Hell no. I went to college. I don't have a job 06:40 PM - 18 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Miss Malbec @MissMalbec Please ignore this tweet, I'm pretending to be adding a coworker's phone number. 08:20 PM - 12 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Jamie Woodham @jwoodham When in doubt, ask yourself WWBD: What Would Beyoncé Do? Would she apply for a job? Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now." 04:26 AM - 12 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Carly Danger @carlyken *walks into university & grabs intercom* "IT'S ALL LIES. THAT ENGLISH DEGREE IS USELESS" *fighting noises* "YOU'RE GOING TO WORK FOR TARGET" 03:34 PM - 09 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite