Buzz·Posted on 25 Oct 201624 Jokes About Sex That Are Way, Way Too Real"There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, 'am I sexual?' & they're like, 'yeah'"by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. aj @ReaIAaron When he putting the condom on and you just waiting there like 😂 06:06 PM - 19 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. kelp nougat crunch @TeknoGeisha Guy: *gets blowjob* Guy: did u cum babe 08:13 PM - 23 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Reptilia @maaaaaadiison yeah that's why I do it so much 02:46 AM - 17 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Julieanne Smolinski @BoobsRadley I don't think you should fake orgasm. But if you do, a pretty convincing face is "scandalized by the price of a $17 wedge of cheese." 05:01 AM - 16 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. trophy thighs @GutxCheck 07:40 PM - 16 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Rob Fee @robfee There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, "am I sexual?" & they're like, "yeah." 08:50 PM - 04 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Jon @ArfMeasures [court] ME: Between 10 & 11 p.m. I was having sex JUDGE: Who are you? You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record 04:49 PM - 25 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ॐ @SuaadDaNubian when he nuts under 30 seconds saying it's stress but you know it's your samsung note 7 pussy. 06:54 PM - 19 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. So would mine, probably, if I was having sex with something made out of bacon. 02:31 PM - 23 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. PUNTED CUNT TORNADO @SaraESpivey After I orgasm, I yell "Aaaaand scene." Then I push him off me, throw him his clothes while holding the door open& say "Ummm. We'll call u." 03:20 PM - 03 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad when he says he's got the girth & he do 03:58 AM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Stephanie McMaster @Smethanie Sometimes I think being a girl is so unfair and then other times I have 27 consecutive orgasms. 03:43 AM - 15 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. Trev @MrTreLee I ask for booty pics and I get a booth pic puzzle are you serious... 04:31 AM - 21 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. X Alqee @Xalqee My wife once told me " Mike you're the only man who ever gave me multiple orgasms", which pissed me off because my names not Mike 10:27 PM - 18 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. dak @daplusk *fakes orgasm by throwing warm yoghurt over their back* 11:41 AM - 01 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Katya Zamolodchikova @katya_zamo Dating A Ghost: Cons: no money, no warm flesh to palpate, family doesn't like him, maybe not real? Pro: only way I can orgasm right now 09:36 AM - 18 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. ViewsFromPapi ⁶ @LoveNoPutas sex lit and that but this feeling is some next level shit 08:12 PM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. jake @callmeshitto yall dont think i read replies to my tweets huh? in my mentions like "choke me daddy". is that funny to you beth 02:35 AM - 14 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 22. Kim Johansson @therealkimj Oh god 11:28 PM - 07 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. ♡ brian essbe ♡ @SortaBad Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba 04:39 AM - 05 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24.