1. The person who was more productive drunk than sober.
2. The person whose drunk self couldn't be outsmarted.
Thought you guys might like this note my friend wrote to himself before going out last night 😂
3. The person who was smarter than authorisation codes.
apparently i tried to log in to my online banking when i was drunk
4. The person who surpassed the boundaries of selfie taking.
Though it wasf a selfie , I fellm in drunkl
5. The person whose drunk self is a prank genius.
6. And the person who knew exactly who to text in a time of need.
Most people drunk text their ex or someone they fancy.... Not me.... What the actual fuck was going through my drun… https://t.co/t1HqWaBHux
7. The person who ordered themselves the most magical surprise.
8. The person who really stuck to their character.
9. The people who knew never to say no to a free drink.
A full bottle of wine just rolled out from under a subway seat and now these 2 strangers popped it open & are drink… https://t.co/H6lH2x47Vr
10. The person who had high aspirations and wasn't afraid to reach for them.
11. The person who changed their Netflix according to alcohol levels.
12. The person who proved that the simplest solutions are often the best.
And this is why I believe I should be the next president of the United States of America.
13. The person who selflessly gave an animal a new home.
This is why you don't buy things when you're drunk,
14. The person who had the brains to use McDonald's bags as shoes after a night out.
Official campaign to find and knight the girl who used McDonald's wrappers for shoes last night
15. The person who killed two birds with one stone by going out for a smoke and simultaneously taking a nap.
16. The person who was so above alarm clocks they didn't even need to set one.
When you're drunk but need to set an alarm in the morning 😂😂😂😂🍻🍻🍻🍻
17. The person who found an easy way to turn their dog into a dinosaur.
18. The people who didn't let their intoxication affect their literary ability.
19. And the person who wouldn't let a mere door stop them.
